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Jimbo has no time for commas, semicolons, or periods

Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:42 pm
Posted by Sid E Walker
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Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:42 pm
Just watched a replay of his weekly press conference. A 22 minute run-on sentence.

Does his contract have a built in verbiage incentive?
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19506 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:44 pm to
He’s thinking “If I talk fast enough and don’t pause between sentences they won’t be able to ask me how I thoroughly dismantled the FSU football program and landed another job before anybody knew what had happened.”
Posted by r2d2
Member since Dec 2006
6842 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:45 pm to
Yeah he is one anxious dude.
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
24268 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:48 pm to
He talks faster than an auctioneer.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84837 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:49 pm to
He’s always come off like he took too much adderal that day
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25706 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:51 pm to
I like jimbo but I would hate to talk on the phone with him. He seems like the type that does all the talking while you just say uh huh yea uh huh.
Posted by Sig
dallas
Member since Oct 2010
2035 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:57 pm to
Cocaine rules.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54622 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

Jimbo has no time for commas, semicolons, or periods


It is my understanding he took Sweet Brown's time management seminar

Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

how I thoroughly dismantled the FSU football program


You mean how they weren’t willing to upgrade Jimbo’s shitty OL coach there?

Makes sense why Jimbo bolted, we had a top teir OL coach waiting for him.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44008 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 7:08 pm to
Why take an hour to say what can be said in 20 minutes?

He was very complimentary of Bama in that presser.
It was interesting to hear his perspective.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23884 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

Why take an hour to say what can be said in 20 minutes?

He was very complimentary of Bama in that presser.
It was interesting to hear his perspective.

Oh, I enjoyed listening to it and like Jimbo. He’s an excellent coach. I’m just exhausted after his pressers.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24140 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

Cocaine rules.


Nah, he's an Aggy. He was on poppers.
Posted by Dogfish
Member since Nov 2015
1248 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

Just watched a replay of his weekly press conference. A 22 minute run-on sentence.


Funny you pointed this out. I saw a televised halftime speech he gave to the team while at Florida State.

A twenty year court stenographer veteran would not have been able to transcribe that humongous disjointed list of rambling keys to victory.

Unorganized thoughts spewing out. I may be proven wrong and have no ill will but I don't think he's an elite coach. Good at recruiting but...
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44008 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

Unorganized thoughts spewing out

He just talks fast as heck.
Not sure what you’re seeing as unorganized.


PC link
Posted by blzr
Keeneland
Member since Mar 2011
30098 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 9:17 pm to
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He’s an excellent coach.


With Jameis
Posted by TonyMontana
Member since Jul 2017
1169 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 9:19 pm to
Looks like you got a top “teir” education, too.
Posted by I let the dogs out
Member since Sep 2017
2241 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 9:25 pm to
Guys like that go far in life. You just take the mic and deliver a monologue that covers everything that would probably be said if a conversation occurred... and then people are like “wow that was comprehensive. He must be pretty smart.” When in reality you’re just a loudmouth.
Posted by Dogfish
Member since Nov 2015
1248 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

Not sure what you’re seeing as unorganized.


I thought he did a good job almost the whole game on his decision making and where he was going with the ball, we just weren't -- and that's why I say sometimes you don't see the results. That doesn't always mean a guy -- it may have been for some other reasons than he was the one that was playing poorly or wasn't playing well enough to move it down the field.

Communications are part of the skill set. Simple remeberable
This post was edited on 9/18/18 at 9:30 pm
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
18615 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 9:56 pm to
He does that every presser/interview. It's funny
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 11:02 pm to
Trickett was his buddy he was never getting rid of him.
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