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Posted on 12/25/15 at 7:42 pm to Lou Pai
Okay, from you I can live with that.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 7:58 pm to Mullet Flap
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yankees" and act like it's some sort of secret awesome insult
Well that pretty much eliminates all of road gators' vocabulary. I would think that a fine southern institution like UF would produce more intelligent creatures but again I'm disappointed.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 8:09 pm to genro
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genro
Why do you persist in calling me a liar?
I am but a humble messenger here to serve and set matters straight.
Please follow the progression of the OPs statement. He said...
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Yankee Jewish money made Alabama, the jewel of our conference. No way could Goobers, Gomers and Gumps have done it alone.
South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, LSU, Bama, Auburn have their share.
Missouri is a Yankee state unless one wants to count Quantrill. and he was from Ohio.
There are loads of Yankee players on all 14 rosters.
He started out mentioning Alabama then moved on to how many Yankees there are throughout the SEC. I then built on the progression of his statement noting that most of their (the SECs) best coaches are also Yankees - singling out the greatest Yankee of them all, Nick Saban.
You (assuming everyone is thinking Bama 24/7) made connections that simply weren't there.
You only have a few hours left in this Day of Goodwill to recant your slander and make amends with your Master.
Posted on 12/25/15 at 9:16 pm to CocknDawg
Actually all my anti-Yankee talk began with Alabama, so....
Posted on 12/26/15 at 12:08 am to knight_ryder
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How can anyone put mayo on anything? That shite is nasty
What are you, a carpet bagger descendant? Blue Plate is the shiznit and only a Yankee POS like Mullens would say something like you did!
Posted on 12/26/15 at 12:53 am to ABearsFanNMS
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What are you, a carpet bagger descendant? Blue Plate is the shiznit and only a Yankee POS like Mullens would say something like you did!
He's probably a closet Yankee. See, Yankees think substances like Miracle Whip and Kraft Mayo are "mayonnaise" and therefore, quite understandably, believe mayo is nasty. It's like somebody hating chili because all he's ever eaten is Cincinnati chili and just doesn't know what real chili is. Or somebody watching Pac 10 football, never dreaming there's an actual entertaining version of football that's played by real men rather than a bunch of metrosexual gummy-athletes.
Don't hate these people. Pity them for growing up ig'nant. That's all we can do. That and provide them with a safe space to live out their days until they die out. I suggest Canada.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 9:26 am to CocknDawg
Can't decide if brilliant troll or serious?
Posted on 12/26/15 at 9:31 am to CocknDawg
Just because USCe is full of them doesn't mean that we have to love on all of them.
If you like them so much, move to Jersey, get a track suit, and fill your hair with mouse and grease.
If you like them so much, move to Jersey, get a track suit, and fill your hair with mouse and grease.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 9:33 am to knight_ryder
We never talked about consistency...
Posted on 12/26/15 at 9:37 am to randomways
Randomways, holy shite, I could not agree more lol
Posted on 12/26/15 at 9:54 am to CocknDawg
Coaches in the SEC
Nick Saban- Yankee
Les Miles- Yankee
Hugh Freeze- Reb
Dan Mullen- Yankee
Jim McElwain- Montana
Mark Stoops- Yankee
Kevin Sumlin- Reb
Barry Odom- Okie
Bret Bielema- Yankee
Gus Malzahn- Reb
Butch Jones- Yankee
Derek Mason- Arizona
Will Muschamp- Reb
Kirby Smart- Reb
Damn lot of yanks coaching in the SEC. Y'all should clean that up.
Nick Saban- Yankee
Les Miles- Yankee
Hugh Freeze- Reb
Dan Mullen- Yankee
Jim McElwain- Montana
Mark Stoops- Yankee
Kevin Sumlin- Reb
Barry Odom- Okie
Bret Bielema- Yankee
Gus Malzahn- Reb
Butch Jones- Yankee
Derek Mason- Arizona
Will Muschamp- Reb
Kirby Smart- Reb
Damn lot of yanks coaching in the SEC. Y'all should clean that up.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 10:19 am to Mizz-SEC
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All of their best coaches are Yankees too.
Too bad Mizzou has never had one of them.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 10:58 am to CocknDawg
Just remember..."Delta is ready when you are"...
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