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re: IM feeling a little blue I need a Pondwater Jack laugh IM THREAD
Posted on 8/28/12 at 3:18 pm to roadGator
Posted on 8/28/12 at 3:18 pm to roadGator
i know what you are drivin at.....
so i don't get to throw the big words around like you with an education....
Jack Blasingame is a long night sleeping on the devan at Motel6 when you find the door open and nobody is around....i don't got my DADDY'S CREDIT CARD and my momma doin my laundry! Jack Blasingame is sipenine gas thru a tube just to get enough to get your moped down the railroad tracks after a Friday night at the VFW!some things about my life don't fit into a neat little box!
so i don't get to throw the big words around like you with an education....
Jack Blasingame is a long night sleeping on the devan at Motel6 when you find the door open and nobody is around....i don't got my DADDY'S CREDIT CARD and my momma doin my laundry! Jack Blasingame is sipenine gas thru a tube just to get enough to get your moped down the railroad tracks after a Friday night at the VFW!some things about my life don't fit into a neat little box!
This post was edited on 8/28/12 at 3:19 pm
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Posted on 8/28/12 at 3:26 pm to pondwater jack
Same here jack
Posted on 8/28/12 at 3:32 pm to pondwater jack
Jack you need to chime in on the Malberry Squeeezins reinstatement thread on the Help Board.
With your support, I think he stands a good chance.
With your support, I think he stands a good chance.
Posted on 8/28/12 at 3:36 pm to pondwater jack
Jackson,
I implore that you not hit the button. It will most assuredly result in your banning. Admins will view you as a problem with the best solution being your removal from this website. They're itching for any excuse to ban you.
Now maybe you want to be banned. Perhaps you believe that your banishment only legitimizes your legend (I think scenario is highly likely). And, you're probably right.
However, you know that the SECr is by far the best sports message board in existence, period. Do you really want to be banned again with college gameday only a few days around the corner?
Things are about to quickly heat up on the Rant. Tennesse is going to lose this weekend. Do you want to miss out on the meltdowns and golden opportunities to rub another fan's loss into his face?
Come on, One Eyed Jack. Don't hit the button.
Your brotha in arms,
Papa Chubby
I implore that you not hit the button. It will most assuredly result in your banning. Admins will view you as a problem with the best solution being your removal from this website. They're itching for any excuse to ban you.
Now maybe you want to be banned. Perhaps you believe that your banishment only legitimizes your legend (I think scenario is highly likely). And, you're probably right.
However, you know that the SECr is by far the best sports message board in existence, period. Do you really want to be banned again with college gameday only a few days around the corner?
Things are about to quickly heat up on the Rant. Tennesse is going to lose this weekend. Do you want to miss out on the meltdowns and golden opportunities to rub another fan's loss into his face?
Come on, One Eyed Jack. Don't hit the button.
Your brotha in arms,
Papa Chubby
This post was edited on 8/28/12 at 3:49 pm
Posted on 8/28/12 at 3:42 pm to mizzoukills
quote:
I deplore that you not hit the button.
Well, as long as you don't implore him to not hit it I guess it's fine.
Posted on 8/28/12 at 3:42 pm to mizzoukills
Think bigger, PWJ. Sure...you're a legend. But I'm imagining a PWJ Army. You need to think about future generations (not the "generations" swimming in your old crusty nutsack).
Teach us, PWJ. Teach us how to serve you. Let us spread the PWJ word from coast-to-coast, board-to-board, tard-to-tard.
Teach us, PWJ. Teach us how to serve you. Let us spread the PWJ word from coast-to-coast, board-to-board, tard-to-tard.
Posted on 8/28/12 at 3:45 pm to mizzoukills
quote:
Think bigger, PWJ. Sure...you're a legend. But I'm imagining a PWJ Army. You need to think about future generations (not the "generations" swimming in your old crusty nutsack).
Teach us, PWJ. Teach us how to serve you. Let us spread the PWJ word from coast-to-coast, board-to-board, tard-to-tard.
I'm with kills on this one. Brothers in arms, an Arkansas-Missouri tard army. We can recruit from Hogville and Tigerboard and will be unstoppable...
Posted on 8/28/12 at 3:51 pm to NCrawler
An Arkansas/Missouri tard army would overwhelm any message board. Like going into land battle with the Chinese...Admins across the country couldn't kill off all of us.
We'd be unstoppable. And PWJ would be our Post General.
Think BIG and longterm. Who will carry on your legacy after you're gone? And, from the sounds of poor ole Whiskey, I don't anticipate a long life fer ya.
We'd be unstoppable. And PWJ would be our Post General.
Think BIG and longterm. Who will carry on your legacy after you're gone? And, from the sounds of poor ole Whiskey, I don't anticipate a long life fer ya.
This post was edited on 8/28/12 at 3:56 pm
Posted on 8/28/12 at 3:55 pm to mizzoukills
ill hold off but i have a feelingvthat before long ill be given a set of keys here and be asked to join the mgmt pipeline. ..
Posted on 8/28/12 at 3:59 pm to pondwater jack
Well, when that happens, don't forget one of your biggest fans.
Posted on 8/28/12 at 4:01 pm to mizzoukills
why check no! say what do they pay? what should i ask for. ...salary...
Posted on 8/28/12 at 4:28 pm to pondwater jack
Someone on the OT said Admins are paid with free weight loss seminars and acne treatments... 
Posted on 8/28/12 at 4:31 pm to mizzoukills
quote:
tard-to-tard.
Happens every time you respond to ole Toiletwater.
Posted on 8/28/12 at 4:35 pm to roadGator
Ole toilet bowl single handedly made the entire board get excited coming off an incredibly boring and long offseason where the rant was mundane at best.
What have you done for the rant lately?
What have you done for the rant lately?
Posted on 8/28/12 at 4:36 pm to mizzoukills
I made fun of the Vols earlier.
I helped you with Engrish too.
There's probably some more good stuff I'm forgetting.
I helped you with Engrish too.
There's probably some more good stuff I'm forgetting.
Posted on 8/28/12 at 4:38 pm to roadGator
are you the same "roadGator " that posts on through Florida boards"
Posted on 8/28/12 at 4:40 pm to pondwater jack
I wish I could tell you but my fake hick decoder ring is in the shop.
Posted on 8/28/12 at 4:41 pm to roadGator
Road, stop throwing things at the short bus.
Posted on 8/28/12 at 4:45 pm to roadGator
my correction feature on my phone agin!
are you roadGator on the Florida boreds
makes me mispell words
are you roadGator on the Florida boreds
makes me mispell words
Posted on 8/28/12 at 4:47 pm to pondwater jack
Which Florida board are you referring to Corky?
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