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re: IM feeling a little blue I need a Pondwater Jack laugh IM THREAD
Posted on 8/27/12 at 10:56 pm to pondwater jack
Posted on 8/27/12 at 10:56 pm to pondwater jack
the worst part about Carl's teeth is that he is on a fixed income and is scheduled to give a speech next week to the ladies auxiliary. now when he talks....jibber jabber jibber jabber! clicks and whistles!
got to find them teeth.
got to find them teeth.
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Posted on 8/27/12 at 10:56 pm to crudd hog
Why is there two IM threads?
Posted on 8/27/12 at 10:57 pm to pondwater jack
Why would one need to remove his dentures on a late night stroll? That's something I'd inquire (ask) about jack. Your buddy might find the soccer board to his liking
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:02 pm to crudd hog
no crudd i didn't. no time to worry about Carl right one you gotta look out for you.
Hugo. i caint decide whether to pray for you or plot your demise.
i got a good mind to put you on Carl's nightly hex list. that creeped some people out around here. Said he was speaking in tongues (doubt he had his teeth!)
j holly
Hugo. i caint decide whether to pray for you or plot your demise.
i got a good mind to put you on Carl's nightly hex list. that creeped some people out around here. Said he was speaking in tongues (doubt he had his teeth!)
j holly
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:12 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
no hell no! he's been takin Lunestia and getting up at night. he caint sleep on account the dominatrix left him high and dry for the Widower Jameson Hotchkiss,III. BIGMONEY. shell screw him right into through grave...
anyhow. Carl took the sleeping pill and walked to the International House Of Pancakes about 2 nights ago dressed like the Iron Shiek. he preceded to climb up on the counter where you pay the man and decided to cures everybody in the room. not cuss. cures. with arms outstretched and mumbling. got arrested.
last night he left out with his teeth and didn't bring em home.....i don't know HOW i could make this any simpler...
j holly
anyhow. Carl took the sleeping pill and walked to the International House Of Pancakes about 2 nights ago dressed like the Iron Shiek. he preceded to climb up on the counter where you pay the man and decided to cures everybody in the room. not cuss. cures. with arms outstretched and mumbling. got arrested.
last night he left out with his teeth and didn't bring em home.....i don't know HOW i could make this any simpler...
j holly
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:17 pm to pondwater jack
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:19 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
now i don't know why but about 4 of those old strumpetts from the ladies auxiliary would like to fix breakfast for uncle Carl. might be just what he needs.
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:21 pm to pondwater jack
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the worst part about Carl's teeth is that he is on a fixed income and is scheduled to give a speech next week to the ladies auxiliary. now when he talks....jibber jabber jibber jabber! clicks and whistles!
got to find them teeth.
Thats jst what the doc ordered. Laughin so hard bout lost my own teeth..well tooth I am from Arkansas
This post was edited on 8/27/12 at 11:23 pm
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:28 pm to pondwater jack
i am about to fry. that sorrell colt i bought and named The Iceman to honor the mod who reinstated me has ruined my air con.
i bought that hores to be a runner and yertday found out that he us 1/8 donkey. (albeit a fast donkey as donkeys go)
seems that The Iceman's grandpa tasted the forbidden love if a plow mule named Jezabel. they forgot to mention that during the sale.
The Iceman is a stubborn SOB!. i took a bucket of apples and a whip out to start training and he knocked me to the ground and stood on th whip and the hem if my shirt and et ever damn apple!
anyhow i gotta get my $ back outta this mule.
i bought that hores to be a runner and yertday found out that he us 1/8 donkey. (albeit a fast donkey as donkeys go)
seems that The Iceman's grandpa tasted the forbidden love if a plow mule named Jezabel. they forgot to mention that during the sale.
The Iceman is a stubborn SOB!. i took a bucket of apples and a whip out to start training and he knocked me to the ground and stood on th whip and the hem if my shirt and et ever damn apple!
anyhow i gotta get my $ back outta this mule.
This post was edited on 8/27/12 at 11:31 pm
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:30 pm to pondwater jack
A horse can't be 1/8 donkey
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:31 pm to genro
are you a math teacher?
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:34 pm to genro
well i am WELL known in the circles of animal husbandry. infect i consider myself the foremost authority on this bored.
Jack Blasingame
Jack Blasingame
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:35 pm to pondwater jack
infact not infect
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:37 pm to genro
A horse may not be able to be 1/8 donkey but a pond can be 1/1 full of shite.
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:37 pm to pondwater jack
hmmm. he got quiet once my pedigree became known...shown him to be a fraud...
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:39 pm to pondwater jack
I feel like I have the capacity to kill your humorous insane stories, and I don't want to do that. So I've decided to let you be.
Please tell us more.
Please tell us more.
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:39 pm to roadGator
i am considering reporting you for this....
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:40 pm to genro
fair enough genoa. fair enough
Posted on 8/27/12 at 11:41 pm to pondwater jack
Report away. FYMF
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