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re: IM feeling a little blue I need a Pondwater Jack laugh IM THREAD

Posted on 8/28/12 at 12:53 am to
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 8/28/12 at 12:53 am to
Pig?
Posted by pondwater jack
God's Country
Member since May 2011
743 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 9:28 am to
my mouse is hovering right NOW over the bottom to report you.....just sitting there.
Posted by NCrawler
Sherwood
Member since Nov 2010
2152 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 9:36 am to
quote:

my mouse is hovering right NOW over the bottom to report you.....just sitting there.


Do it Jack! He's a yankee from Florida and is prolly the one that stole the teeth...
Posted by pondwater jack
God's Country
Member since May 2011
743 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 9:42 am to
i am VERY tempted to pull the trigger and lets the chips fly...i haven't yet...tryin to let him opologise and cool down...
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139808 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 9:45 am to
Wail, donunt let inee wun ceep ewe frum portin mei.

Your schtick is awesome. Do you have a youtube channel?
Posted by pondwater jack
God's Country
Member since May 2011
743 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 10:09 am to
i think you need to opologise to everyone here and use the spellcheck....bub
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139808 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 10:14 am to
I'm sorry. I'm sorry that they let you return.
Posted by pondwater jack
God's Country
Member since May 2011
743 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 10:20 am to
now you owe me 2 opologise.

you think that you are to thus bored what Roy Acuff was to Hee Haw.

well at least most of my spelking errors are typos or done by my phone

roadGator thinks he is as cool as Roy Acuff! anybody else think that? i don't.
Posted by Stuttgart Tiger
Branson, MO
Member since Jan 2006
14537 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 10:42 am to
quote:

pondwater jack


Keep on with tha keeping on! Don't let em grief ya none.
Posted by pondwater jack
God's Country
Member since May 2011
743 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 11:05 am to
nah Stuttgart my skin is boot leather...don't worry about Jack Blasingame. also someone asked about uncle Whiskey teeth...didnt find them but may have a solution
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 11:06 am to
Hit...the...button...Jack.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
139808 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 11:06 am to
I can't wait to hear the solution. It should be a riveting tale.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 11:10 am to
I do have a question, Jacks. How do two completely different people (you and Crudd) come to write exactly the same, using the same grammar, mispellings, lingo, etc.?

I'm not questioning your identity. I've just never seen two people seem so much alike.

It's fascinating!!! I want to meet you, my friend, drink moonshine, and tell stories until the crickets put us to sleep on the old porch.

Posted by NCrawler
Sherwood
Member since Nov 2010
2152 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 11:24 am to
quote:

drink moonshine


We have the best moonshine in the country. Much better than that swill from the Carolinas'. Fact...

How ya doing kills?
Posted by crudd hog
Springfield, Mo
Member since Nov 2010
277 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 11:32 am to
quote:

I'm not questioning your identity. I've just never seen two people seem so much alike.


I take this a the highst compliment evr. I'm guessin it's cause we r to Pig's in a Pale no offence to anyone. i'm sur if we looked hard enough we might find were we could be related in some fashon seeins were both from Arkansas and our Grandmas sect I call mine Mops (cause she won the fastest mopin concest)anyways they raised us jsut right and its probely are manners you notice the most
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37298 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 11:36 am to
Hi Mr. Pondwater Jack Blasingame II. It's a pleasure to meet someone with so much fame like you. I hope your uncle finds his them thar teef.

Posted by pondwater jack
God's Country
Member since May 2011
743 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 11:52 am to
i have never met Crudd Hog side from here.

she could however contact me to my on phone on acount
her brother has my phone number. he's good people. i have talked to him. gotten me out of many a jam!

as far as my mispellins it is mostly caused by this phone and typos. i am generally a smart person. any of you that take the time to conversate with me you'll learn.

as far as road Gator? i haven't decided whether or not to report him and maybe get him thrown off. i know the bosses here don't cotton to him playing grabass all the time.

there are a couple of you that are spinhoppin as much as roadGator and that needs to stop too.

Jacks
Posted by pondwater jack
God's Country
Member since May 2011
743 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 11:53 am to
thank you for the kind words. nice to meet you.
Posted by crudd hog
Springfield, Mo
Member since Nov 2010
277 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 12:17 pm to
Did anyone see the Tammy Fbaum thread last night? and most impotant question Is she the real Tammy or a Tammy wanna be?
Posted by pondwater jack
God's Country
Member since May 2011
743 posts
Posted on 8/28/12 at 12:25 pm to
i always heard ths Finebaum was related (cousin i think) to Tammy Faye Baker. is that what you are talkin about. i think that is true.

Jack Blasingame,II
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