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re: If you were SEC Commissioner for one day and your actions couldn't be undone
Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:26 pm to CockInYourEar
Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:26 pm to CockInYourEar
1. I hereby decree that LSU is never allowed to run a fake punt or fg vs Florida ever again.
2. Butch Jones has to play the National Anthem on the exact same trumpet he used in high school. Wearing the exact same band uniform he wore in high school. Before all Tennessee football games. Road and away games.
2. Butch Jones has to play the National Anthem on the exact same trumpet he used in high school. Wearing the exact same band uniform he wore in high school. Before all Tennessee football games. Road and away games.
This post was edited on 7/26/16 at 3:26 pm
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Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:30 pm to Edearl Watson
Mandate all SEC member schools have statues of Coach Rupp erected at the entrance to their arenas.
Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:31 pm to mizzoukills
1.
SECE
Alabama
Auburn
Georgia
Florida
Kentucky
South Carolina
Tennessee
Vanderbilt
SECW
Arkansas
LSU
Mississippi State
Mizzou
Oklahoma State
Ole Miss
SMU
Texas A&M
2. 7 divisional games, 2 rotating cross divisional (1h,1a)
3. Alcohol Sales
4. Renegotiate deal with CBS(Games at 6)
5. Force schools to play home and home's with P5 schools, abolish the neutral site games.
SECE
Alabama
Auburn
Georgia
Florida
Kentucky
South Carolina
Tennessee
Vanderbilt
SECW
Arkansas
LSU
Mississippi State
Mizzou
Oklahoma State
Ole Miss
SMU
Texas A&M
2. 7 divisional games, 2 rotating cross divisional (1h,1a)
3. Alcohol Sales
4. Renegotiate deal with CBS(Games at 6)
5. Force schools to play home and home's with P5 schools, abolish the neutral site games.
Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:33 pm to mizzoukills
1. Boot out mizzo
2. Bask in the glory of the best conference in america
2. Bask in the glory of the best conference in america
Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:34 pm to mizzoukills
Mandatory meet and greets for Lane Kiffin
Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:36 pm to mizzoukills
Buy the Hoover Met and make it the permanent home of the SEC baseball tournament.
Posted on 7/26/16 at 1:39 pm to mizzoukills
I would ban alabama from having a football program.
And lots of beer
And lots of beer
This post was edited on 7/26/16 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 7/26/16 at 2:11 pm to dreaux
So you'd destroy the conference and then have a beer. Solid!
Posted on 7/26/16 at 2:12 pm to Jenar Boy
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1. Send Missouri and Aggy back to Big XII
Then you would lose money for your conference and be fired.
Posted on 7/26/16 at 2:21 pm to texag7
He doesn't care. Remember, he's only commissioner for a day...
Posted on 7/26/16 at 2:23 pm to texag7
Undo the no reentry rule.
No noon games for UF
Rename the SEC All Sports Trophy the Foley Award
9 SEC games with 1 OOC P5 school.
Move Mizzou to the west. Auburn to the East (UF v Auburn every year). Make Bama have two permanent cross division opponents.
No noon games for UF
Rename the SEC All Sports Trophy the Foley Award
9 SEC games with 1 OOC P5 school.
Move Mizzou to the west. Auburn to the East (UF v Auburn every year). Make Bama have two permanent cross division opponents.
Posted on 7/26/16 at 3:03 pm to texag7
It was only for one day 
Posted on 7/26/16 at 3:10 pm to mizzoukills
All goood except for this:
quote:
5) I would ban cowbells at Mississippi State games
Posted on 7/26/16 at 3:16 pm to mizzoukills
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3) I would ban out of conference games and therefore divisions. All SEC teams play each other.
A SEC commissioner can't change how many college football games are in a season. That is above his pay grade.
Posted on 7/26/16 at 4:17 pm to mizzoukills
I'd make it mandatory for all SEC HC's to be at least 5'9" tall. And make it retroactive with a mandatory forfeiture of all league games won by a too short HC. And force the removal of any on campus statue of any too short HC. To make this more livable for bama fans, I would add an addendum that would make it legal to shoot & stuff any too short HC & place stuffed HC in the main lobby of the athletic building.
Posted on 7/26/16 at 4:48 pm to Keltic Tiger
Lol
Posted on 7/26/16 at 4:52 pm to mizzoukills
I would have all the divisional games at the end of the season.
I would have no permanent cross division games.
I would adopt uniform drug policy for SEC.
I would have uniform admission standards for SEC athletes.
I would have no permanent cross division games.
I would adopt uniform drug policy for SEC.
I would have uniform admission standards for SEC athletes.
Posted on 7/26/16 at 4:55 pm to mizzoukills
All officials must come from non-SEC states and cannot have attended or graduated from any SEC school or be related to anyone who attended or graduated from any SEC school.
Sorry Bama.
Sorry Bama.
Posted on 7/26/16 at 4:56 pm to mizzoukills
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mizzoukills
3) I would ban out of conference games and therefore divisions. All SEC teams play each other. The two teams with the best record at the end of the regular season would play in an official conference championship game.
I know 4 states with SEC & ACC schools that will kick your arse if you remove these games!
Posted on 7/26/16 at 5:00 pm to WonderWartHawg
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WonderWartHawg
If you were SEC Commissioner for one day and your actions couldn't be undone
Seriously -
1. Move Auburn to the East, and Mizzou to the West. Complete geographic sense.
TN/Vandy nor Al./Aub. will be in different divisions.
This post was edited on 7/26/16 at 5:07 pm
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