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re: If the SEC had NASCAR as a college sport, what would it look like?

Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:27 am to
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:27 am to
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Damn Good Dawg


Excellent.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54687 posts
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:29 am to
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Not what the thread is about. Probably. But I had time to kill before I headed to work.


Awesome work tho!


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Georgia: We rock a Ferrari that can haul arse but the old man behind the wheel likes to keep it at 55 mph and in between the lines


Probably a good thing, Helen Hunt could lose control of that car!
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
Member since Nov 2012
16967 posts
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:29 am to



Pretty solid effort


Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32603 posts
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:31 am to
UF would have the best track, just like we have the best football stadium

Mississippi schools couldn't participate cause they're too poor, lulz

Georgia would never win either (just like in football). Their drivers would be suspended for unpaid parking tickets and/or driving w/ suspended license

South Carolina would have the best pit crew, cause they're really good at pumping gas and such.



This post was edited on 5/18/14 at 10:35 am
Posted by tween the hedges
Member since Feb 2012
20245 posts
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:33 am to
From South Park I learned you had to be poor and stupid to be good. So most of your schools would be good besides Georgia, UF, and Vandy
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:38 am to
Says the kid who doesn't know how to change a flat tire.

What a loser.
This post was edited on 5/18/14 at 10:42 am
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:40 am to
Oh, you guys :))))))

And yea, Helen gets a squirly with the Ferrari every now and then but after 2-4 quarters of autobahn driving he gets a little worries about cops and setting an example for the kids driving their rice burners. That and obviously his license is expired.
Posted by Tom Sawyer
North Carolina
Member since Oct 2012
1001 posts
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:40 am to
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Damn Good Dawg

Good effort, fluffed too much cock but well done
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:42 am to
I couldn't give UGA a lambo and everyone else jalopies. But I wanted to.
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:44 am to
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UF would have the best track, just like we have the best football stadium


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UFownstSECsince1950


Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54687 posts
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:45 am to
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Kentucky: Idk, a CRV?


I am going to guess a vehicle with lots of headroom. Basketball players are tall and it has to appeal to recruits. Maybe the Buick Shaq does ads for?

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54687 posts
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:46 am to
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That and obviously his license is expired.


Nice dismount!


Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:47 am to


I'm just glad this post wasn't lost before I started work. That was 10 min of my life.
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
17585 posts
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:52 am to



Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95907 posts
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:53 am to
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South Carolina would have the best pit crew, cause they're really good at pumping gas and such.

i swer to christ i'll hook u in the gabber m8

i swear on me mum
Posted by AU86
Member since Aug 2009
22380 posts
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:54 am to
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NASCAR is a dumb sport (if you can even call it a sport).


Good ole boys, rednecks and white trash make up 95% of the fan base. Reminds me of the gumps.
This post was edited on 5/18/14 at 10:59 am
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:55 am to
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105409 posts
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:56 am to
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Damn Good Dawg


That line up was gold
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 5/18/14 at 10:58 am to
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ps, fook water polo and lacrosse!



Agreed. What the SEC needs is more Rugby.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54687 posts
Posted on 5/18/14 at 11:03 am to
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What the SEC needs is more Rugby.




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