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If College Football coaches were Corporations

Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:39 pm
Posted by LarrytheGolfer
Glen Iris
Member since Mar 2014
2433 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:39 pm
Nick Saban - JPMorgan

Les Miles - BP

Bert - Walmart

Kevin Sumlin - Target

Gary Pinkel - Apple



Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:40 pm to
Why?
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:40 pm to
The offseason ended over a week ago
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
64535 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:40 pm to
We're no longer in the offseason...


...hold off on this for a another 6 months.
Posted by DBU
Member since Mar 2014
19059 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:41 pm to
tOffseason is over brah
Posted by blzr
Keeneland
Member since Mar 2011
30099 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:41 pm to
Stop being a fig
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:42 pm to
Can't wait for the season to get here.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:42 pm to
this aint the offseason Larry
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18054 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:42 pm to
You are killing Independent George!
Posted by GeauxTigerNation
Member since 1988
Member since Nov 2013
13429 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:43 pm to
Kevin Sumlin should be a jet ski corp.
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19524 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:43 pm to
STOP
Posted by GeauxToBed
Covington, LA
Member since Mar 2015
6113 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:43 pm to
He's gone Larry.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62795 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:44 pm to
Not football, but the only sensible coach to corporation comparison is John Calipari - Carmax.
Posted by ATLdawg25
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2014
4370 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:46 pm to
jesus. how do you manage to get worse and worse.
Posted by mightysooner
Phoenix, AZ
Member since Jun 2015
1252 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:46 pm to
Bill Snyder - Sears
Charlie Strong - Blockbuster
Mike Gundy - Sonic
Frank Briles - In-N-Out burger
Gary Patterson - Netflix
Kliff Kingsbury - AXE

Posted by Mirthomatic
Member since Feb 2013
4113 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

...hold off on this for a another 6 months.



...and don't post after that, either.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:50 pm to
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Kliff Kingsbury - AXE


Ok, that one got me!!
Posted by LelandSU
Member since Apr 2015
1784 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:53 pm to
You nailed it Larry. Best thead ever! %-O
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86494 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:55 pm to
was there even the slightest bit of thought put into this AT ALL, or did you think of the first corporations off the top of your head and assign them randomly to a coach?
Posted by LarrytheGolfer
Glen Iris
Member since Mar 2014
2433 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:58 pm to
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