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Ideas of what Auburn could do with the wood from the trees to make $.

Posted on 2/18/11 at 6:49 am
Posted by L5UT1ger
Member since Feb 2004
2600 posts
Posted on 2/18/11 at 6:49 am
Hand-carved Cam Newton banks that are full when they contain $180k?

Too soon?
Posted by keeton350
Member since Nov 2005
596 posts
Posted on 2/18/11 at 6:52 am to
Cut it down and make Cane poles so those necks can fish.

Make Wood siding out of it so those necks can put it on there trailors.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132432 posts
Posted on 2/18/11 at 6:52 am to
make a trophy about winning the national championship.
Posted by JoshuaChamberlain
Member since Sep 2010
5258 posts
Posted on 2/18/11 at 6:56 am to
quote:

Hand-carved Cam Newton banks that are full when they contain $180k?

Too soon?


Your post =

+

This post was edited on 2/18/11 at 6:57 am
Posted by Killean
Port Charlotte, FL
Member since Nov 2010
4669 posts
Posted on 2/18/11 at 6:56 am to
You guys are so insensitive.


Toomer's Corner is truly a living representation of the sportsmanship and ethics that is emblematic of Auburn University.
Posted by JoshuaChamberlain
Member since Sep 2010
5258 posts
Posted on 2/18/11 at 6:57 am to
quote:

Cut it down and make Cane poles so those necks can fish.

Make Wood siding out of it so those necks can put it on there trailors.


says the bama fan
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 2/18/11 at 7:07 am to
I always wanted one of those dialing wands Homer Simpson got, when he got to fat.



That way I could press the search botton on TD better.

Or maybe they could fashion a German-to-English Dictionary from paper made from the trees for me, so I could translate this thread.

This post was edited on 2/18/11 at 7:32 am
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37250 posts
Posted on 2/18/11 at 7:16 am to
They could add onto the upper deck with the salvaged lumber.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14222 posts
Posted on 2/18/11 at 7:22 am to
Wooden nickels? I bet it would be enough oak to make 36,000,000 of them. They could sell them for $0.05 each

This post was edited on 2/18/11 at 7:28 am
Posted by NoMoreHeismans
Member since Dec 2010
79 posts
Posted on 2/18/11 at 7:32 am to
Toilet paper
Posted by Warfarer
Dothan, AL
Member since May 2010
12129 posts
Posted on 2/18/11 at 7:36 am to
quote:

Too soon?


not too soon, just a shitty joke. Try harder and be more funny.
Posted by lovemx
Palmerdale, Alabama
Member since Feb 2009
57 posts
Posted on 2/18/11 at 7:37 am to
They'll make wooden dildo's that say ALL IN.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 2/18/11 at 7:43 am to
quote:

They'll make wooden dildo's that say ALL IN.


I heard rectal plugs that had 24 engraved on the side. To help ease the pain
This post was edited on 2/18/11 at 7:44 am
Posted by SouthernMan
Charlotte
Member since Nov 2008
1380 posts
Posted on 2/18/11 at 7:57 am to
If you are trying to make a connection to the SCam then your math is off, otherwise you're just not funny...
Posted by McKeezy
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Aug 2010
3940 posts
Posted on 2/18/11 at 8:07 am to
i say make a bench and put it at the corner.


then make a big wooden and put it in tuscalooser
Posted by L5UT1ger
Member since Feb 2004
2600 posts
Posted on 2/18/11 at 8:25 am to
What about Toomer's corner toothpicks? I would think most bama fans would think its great to pick their teeth with part of Auburn's tradition.

*cue the teeth jokes*
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 2/18/11 at 8:25 am to
quote:

I would think most bama fans would think its great to pick their tooth with part of Auburn's tradition.
Posted by Porky
Member since Aug 2008
19103 posts
Posted on 2/18/11 at 8:56 am to
quote:

Hand-carved Cam Newton banks that are full when they contain $180k?

Too soon?

The trees may not die as a consequence of the man's actions. I may be wrong. I knew someone who once tried to kill a huge oak by the same method, and he told me, "I think the tree is loving that shite. It's been over a year and it looks healthier than ever." He had decided to let it remain on his land.
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