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re: I hope Florida, the team, isnt as weak as their fans
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:20 am to CRAZY 4 LSU
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:20 am to CRAZY 4 LSU
quote:Give it a year and some Auburn fan, somewhere, will be telling this story as if it happened to them.
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Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:23 am to FT
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Give it a year and some Auburn fan, somewhere, will be telling this story as if it happened to them
This!
Whoever honestly thought this was anything lore than a jimmy rustling joke needs to reexamine their lives.
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:23 am to FT
The OP is not true. No one drinks Bud heavies any longer.
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:25 am to NicoBlues
You have issues.
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:25 am to TheDoc
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Whoever honestly thought this was anything lore than a jimmy rustling joke needs to reexamine their lives.
And whoever thought my username represented a douche band named Nico Blues, is a fricking idiot
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:26 am to NicoBlues
The only thing missing was a piss balloon to the face.
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:28 am to 12
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The only thing missing was a piss balloon to the face
not wasting those jewels until I can get on campus and have an audience to ridicule them
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:31 am to Nissanmaxima
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The OP is not true. No one drinks Bud heavies any longer.
This time of day....it would be Coors Light
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:33 am to NicoBlues
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I just stopped at chevron on College to pick up some snuff, scratch offs and a 24oz Bud heavy, and i see some unsuspecting gaytor fans roll up, flags-a-flying. I had to do something, hell i had on my P&G pin striped overalls.
Husband, wife, teenage son and apparently the grammie. Well as grammie starts to get out of the backseat, i leaned on her door so she couldnt open it. When she climbed out on the side that her grandson had gotten out on, i Tiger baited the shite out of them.
Dad gets pissed and throws an absolute tantrum. I didnt say shite, just let him rant about trashy arse louisiana people. Then i opened my beer and poured all 24 ounces in his rolled down drivers window. He didnt do a fricking thing. Just laid down.
Beer only cost me 2.25, but it turned out to be priceless.
He did mention trashy arse louisiana people.
And actions like yours is why you have that perception.
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:33 am to NicoBlues
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He didnt do a fricking thing. Just laid down.
Should have hit him with a piss baloon for good measure
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:35 am to NicoBlues
Well done 
This will end up on auburn boards everywhere
This will end up on auburn boards everywhere
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:36 am to JoLeUGA
Nico left out how how spit snuff juice on them, and didn't bother to wipe off that little bit that trickled down his chin.
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:37 am to JoLeUGA
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He did mention trashy arse louisiana people. And actions like yours is why you have that perception.
Caught another one, Doc. Get the dipnet!!
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:46 am to NicoBlues
Is there a Sonic nearby where I can meet up with you brah?
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:48 am to NicoBlues
quote:
I just stopped at chevron on College to pick up some snuff, scratch offs and a 24oz Bud heavy, and i see some unsuspecting gaytor fans roll up, flags-a-flying. I had to do something, hell i had on my P&G pin striped overalls.
Husband, wife, teenage son and apparently the grammie. Well as grammie starts to get out of the backseat, i leaned on her door so she couldnt open it. When she climbed out on the side that her grandson had gotten out on, i Tiger baited the shite out of them.
Dad gets pissed and throws an absolute tantrum. I didnt say shite, just let him rant about trashy arse louisiana people. Then i opened my beer and poured all 24 ounces in his rolled down drivers window. He didnt do a fricking thing. Just laid down.
Beer only cost me 2.25, but it turned out to be priceless.
The story is fake, but the trashyness of the poster is real.
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:51 am to roadGator
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Is there a Sonic nearby where I can meet up with you brah?
I could go for a cherry limeade and a blunt right now.
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:51 am to NicoBlues
Wat is tigerbaiting?
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:51 am to cokebottleag
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cokebottleag
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trashyness
only trashy people misspell easy words
This post was edited on 10/11/13 at 9:53 am
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:54 am to NicoBlues
Why are you fricking with old women?
Posted on 10/11/13 at 9:57 am to Jma313
The SEC rant used to have a better sense of humor.
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