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Posted on 10/11/13 at 10:06 am to TheDoc
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And whoever thought my username represented a douche band named Nico Blues, is a fricking idiot
Hahah...you are out of your league like most trash. I called you out for acting like a 15-year old, mall slut carving her dream band in her arm and you are going to play it off like it isn't. Pvssy.
Posted on 10/11/13 at 10:11 am to NicoBlues
It's not a real "Trashy LSU Fan" story until a sports bottle filled with piss gets involved somehow. Until then, it's just a normal day in Baton Rouge. Step up your game.
Posted on 10/11/13 at 10:12 am to NicoBlues
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P&G pin striped overalls
Were you at Miss St last week?
Posted on 10/11/13 at 10:20 am to TheDoc
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The SEC rant used to have a better sense of humor.
It also used to have better material.
Posted on 10/11/13 at 10:21 am to NicoBlues
good work nico.
you should have pissed in the car though
you should have pissed in the car though
Posted on 10/11/13 at 10:23 am to NicoBlues
Nico, where can I meet up with you? I've got a few live 4 foot alligators we can throw in their car so they can be real fans with a real mascot. I'm on my 4th 24oz Bud heavy.
Posted on 10/11/13 at 10:23 am to DivePlay
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Hahah...you are out of your league like most trash. I called you out for acting like a 15-year old, mall slut carving her dream band in her arm and you are going to play it off like it isn't. Pvssy.
Someone translate this please?
And for clarification, which band am carving into my arm?
Posted on 10/11/13 at 10:29 am to CootKilla
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Nico, where can I meet up with you? I've got a few live 4 foot alligators we can throw in their car so they can be real fans with a real mascot. I'm on my 4th 24oz Bud heavy.
Im in Gonzales!!
Posted on 10/11/13 at 10:31 am to NicoBlues
I'll leave work now. I've got 11 8oz piss balloons so far. By the time I reach Gonzales it'll be at least 20. 
Posted on 10/11/13 at 10:35 am to CootKilla
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I'll leave work now. I've got 11 8oz piss balloons so far. By the time I reach Gonzales it'll be at least 20.
Ive been drinking vinegar and mad dog 20/20 just for my potent piss balloons for this weekend
Posted on 10/11/13 at 10:35 am to NicoBlues
Posted on 10/11/13 at 10:49 am to NicoBlues
You seem more like a Challmette (spelling) type of corndog FWIW.
I can't believe the fuddy duddys in this thread too.
BTW, you forgot to piss balloon the entire clan.
ETA: Lighten Francis' - This is the funniest you'll ever see a mudbug fricking corndog in your life. Embrace the humor.
Purple and Yellow overalls -
I bet you have some actually.
I can't believe the fuddy duddys in this thread too.
BTW, you forgot to piss balloon the entire clan.
ETA: Lighten Francis' - This is the funniest you'll ever see a mudbug fricking corndog in your life. Embrace the humor.
Purple and Yellow overalls -
I bet you have some actually.
This post was edited on 10/11/13 at 10:51 am
Posted on 10/11/13 at 10:53 am to NicoBlues
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not wasting those jewels until I can get on campus and have an audience to ridicule them
Posted on 10/11/13 at 10:55 am to NicoBlues
I was a witness to this incident and it's actually true to a extent - this NicoBlues poster was leaning on the door by grammie, not letting her out. Then the door comes flying open, Nico hits the ground, grammie gets out with her jorts and Aaron Hernandez jersey on, walks over to him, threatens him with a shank, takes his scratch-off ticket and his 24-oz beer and downs it and then spits in his face. Then she went inside and cashed the $5000 scratch-off winner she took while the wife and teenage son made a straight jacket out of Nico's overalls while he was laying on the ground with Dad holding grammie's shank. I didn't Tiger Bait them and quickly left (decided to just drive a little longer on E).
Posted on 10/11/13 at 10:55 am to NicoBlues
Nico's dream band:
Got to be Wham, Culture Club or the more modern version, one direction. Which is it brah? I'm about to leave the sonic you coward. I'm tired of waitin' and gots to pick up my jorts from the cleaners.
Got to be Wham, Culture Club or the more modern version, one direction. Which is it brah? I'm about to leave the sonic you coward. I'm tired of waitin' and gots to pick up my jorts from the cleaners.
Posted on 10/11/13 at 10:58 am to Big EZ Tiger
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I was a witness to this incident and it's actually true to a extent - this NicoBlues poster was leaning on the door by grammie, not letting her out. Then the door comes flying open, Nico hits the ground, grammie gets out with her jorts and Aaron Hernandez jersey on, walks over to him, threatens him with a shank, takes his scratch-off ticket and his 24-oz beer and downs it and then spits in his face. Then she went inside and cashed the $5000 scratch-off winner she took while the wife and teenage son made a straight jacket out of Nico's overalls while he was laying on the ground with Dad holding grammie's shank. I didn't Tiger Bait them and quickly left (decided to just drive a little longer on E).
thugU bitch.....
Posted on 10/11/13 at 11:00 am to NicoBlues
I would like to say thanks for starting this thread. You inspired me to teabag a Kentucky fan that I saw walking down Broadway.
Posted on 10/11/13 at 11:03 am to NicoBlues
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Ive been drinking vinegar and mad dog 20/20 just for my potent piss balloons for this weekend
Asparagus and Bourbon
Posted on 10/11/13 at 11:05 am to roadGator
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You seem more like a Challmette (spelling) type of corndog FWIW.
Couldn't be further from the truth. Im a hunting, fishing, God fearing country boy with a touch of city/prep. Not a fist pumping/ affliction shirt wearing/ jersey accent guido
Sorry to burst your bubble
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Embrace the humor.
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Purple and Yellow overalls - I bet you have some actually.
I fricking wish
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