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re: I honestly feel bad for Alabama fans

Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:11 pm to
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42274 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:11 pm to
Will you be on here after Bama wins Saturday night, or will you just disappear until next July/August?
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:12 pm to
When did Updyke die?
Posted by BrocraticMethod
a dumpster
Member since Sep 2011
2326 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:19 pm to
Too retarded; didn't read
Posted by 12thFairway
Member since May 2015
745 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:19 pm to
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For several reasons really.

First, the one's that think this game will be a blowout are in for a surprise. For those people, I hope you are sitting down when you watch the game. For some unknown reason, these people believe that because LSU has not scored more than 20 points the last few years, they will not score more than 20 in this game despite a coaching and philosophy change. I feel bad for your stupidity.

Secondly, I feel bad for those fans that aren't in this category. How unfortunate it must be to be lumped into this group of people. When people think of an Alabama fan, they think of a literal retard. The Alabama fans that have college degrees and bleed crimson and white, share the same team with "fans" that are Kentucky and Golden State basketball fans, New England patriot football fans, and most recently Chicago cub baseball fans. Really unfortunate for them.

Lastly, I feel bad for the fan base in general. Most of these inbred people live and die for football (see Updyke). From February-September these people live miserable lives.
Hunting season over, No snow or winter sports, no mardi gras or carnival season, no good basketball or baseball.

It must really suck to be a gump for the majority of the year.

Clearly you have a problem discerning reality and delusion. It's OK to have hope. It's not OK to delude yourself. It's even worse to try to delude others. LSU has a chance. Hope is a genuine healthy emotion. Pushing a delusion that an LSU win is a foregone conclusion when they are clearly, by every rational metric, a clear and decided underdog to a more talented team is silly.

Lionnation 1993 - you made a silly post. Are you that silly in real life?
Posted by boweswi05
birmingham
Member since Aug 2016
5655 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:21 pm to
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Too retarded; didn't read



A gump calling something retarded?


Interesting
Posted by crimson_one
Member since Oct 2012
1137 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:25 pm to
Now that's hilarious..
Posted by Bama98
Houston
Member since Oct 2011
589 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:43 pm to
I feel bad for people like you that post on a message board and actually think people read your dribble and give a shite about what you think.
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:44 pm to
did not read:downvoted
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:46 pm to
Lionnation, you do know that Saban practically raised your head coach, right? He found him in the swamp while he was out fishing in the bayou. YOu know as well as I that Saban is a great and dedicated fisherman.

After finding Orgeron he trained him how to coach and how to live as a good person and not as a sorry, dirty, low down coonie lurking in the moss covered trees.
Posted by BamBam30442
Malaise alabama
Member since Oct 2016
261 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:48 pm to
Yes, please keep this message going, I'm growing tired of the tens of thousands of Louisiana tags filling up Orange Beach Gulf Shores and Fairhope every spring and summer.
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:50 pm to
quote:


1 LSU post followed by 10 Bama responses. They sho is mad!



Yup


Bama fans play strong defense because that is what wins championships.
This post was edited on 11/1/16 at 9:07 pm
Posted by Lionnation1993
Member since Nov 2013
6103 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:52 pm to
Thats Auburn territory gump
Posted by TouchdownTony
Central Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
9684 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

It must really suck to be a gump for the majority of the year.


Not really. I'd rather be here than your shithole state where your claim to fame is a drunken, stinking city that is a vacation destination for people that want to go to orgies.
Posted by TouchdownTony
Central Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
9684 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:57 pm to
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Yes, please keep this message going, I'm growing tired of the tens of thousands of Louisiana tags filling up Orange Beach Gulf Shores and Fairhope every spring and summe


THis. Why do the LA idiots keep coming to our beaches. you'd think a place as great as LA would have their own. If not, why don't they go to Florida. Everytime we hear loud, cussing, drunk people out on the beach my bro in law says they must be from Louisiana. They leave their dam trash all over the place too. Never seen as vile bunch as LA folks are. You can actually smell the bourbon mixed with crawfish before they ever get to you. Hence, the corndog smell everyone references. They eat so much crawfish they sweat that shite out and it smells like frying corndogs.
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11807 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

Lionnation1993

Scared
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11807 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

Lionnation1993

Scared
Posted by Lionnation1993
Member since Nov 2013
6103 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 9:07 pm to
No

We finally have a break in school, so I figured it would be fun to come and try to piss people off on here to kill time.

Realistically I'm expecting a good game. We'll probably come up short and I'll be upset for a few minutes until I go get canes or something after the game. Then on with life on Sunday
Posted by Triple Daves
ITP
Member since Sep 2016
5740 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

Realistically I'm expecting a good game. We'll probably come up short and I'll be upset for a few minutes until I go get canes or something after the game. Then on with life on Sunday


Cheers to that baw
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

Realistically I'm expecting a good game. We'll probably come up short


That's it. That is what you should have said to start with and left it at that.

Oftentimes, as you grow older, you will find that it's better to not say anything at all.

Alabama gets an automatic 8 point advantage for playing on their home field; that is how good they are.
This post was edited on 11/1/16 at 9:12 pm
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

For some unknown reason, these people believe that because LSU has not scored more than 20 points the last few years



More than 17 once since 2009.
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