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I honestly feel bad for Alabama fans

Posted on 11/1/16 at 6:53 pm
Posted by Lionnation1993
Member since Nov 2013
6103 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 6:53 pm
For several reasons really.

First, the one's that think this game will be a blowout are in for a surprise. For those people, I hope you are sitting down when you watch the game. For some unknown reason, these people believe that because LSU has not scored more than 20 points the last few years, they will not score more than 20 in this game despite a coaching and philosophy change. I feel bad for your stupidity.

Secondly, I feel bad for those fans that aren't in this category. How unfortunate it must be to be lumped into this group of people. When people think of an Alabama fan, they think of a literal retard. The Alabama fans that have college degrees and bleed crimson and white, share the same team with "fans" that are Kentucky and Golden State basketball fans, New England patriot football fans, and most recently Chicago cub baseball fans. Really unfortunate for them.

Lastly, I feel bad for the fan base in general. Most of these inbred people live and die for football (see Updyke). From February-September these people live miserable lives.
Hunting season over, No snow or winter sports, no mardi gras or carnival season, no good basketball or baseball.

It must really suck to be a gump for the majority of the year.

Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 6:53 pm to
Melt
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
75832 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 6:54 pm to
Your fear is very impressive.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25461 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 6:55 pm to
Obsession noted.

Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
3982 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 6:55 pm to
Now shut dat mouf, boudreau...ay gahruntee
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 6:55 pm to
I don't mind these at all. It takes serious work to convince yourself that Ed Orgeron is going to coach you to a victory over Alabama.

Good luck, Little Corndogs.
Posted by Kcoyote
Member since Jan 2012
12050 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 6:55 pm to
Lol oh wow
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 6:56 pm to
We've heard this pregame talk before
Posted by bama1959
Huntsville, AL
Member since Nov 2008
4557 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 6:57 pm to
Secondly, I feel bad for those fans that aren't in this category. How unfortunate it must be to be lumped into this group of people. When people think of an Alabama fan, they think of a literal retard. The Alabama fans that have college degrees and bleed crimson and white, share the same team with "fans" that are Kentucky and Golden State basketball fans, New England patriot football fans, and most recently Chicago cub baseball fans. Really unfortunate for them.

Oh, the price you pay for being the GOAT college football team.
Posted by ShreveportTiger1987
Shreveport
Member since Jan 2014
5494 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 6:57 pm to
Post less.
Posted by TizzyT4theUofA
This side of eternity
Member since Jun 2016
10031 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 6:59 pm to
Your concern is noted.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23881 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 7:01 pm to
Thanks for devoting so much of your time every day to thinking about us. We appreciate such unbridled devotion.
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
17582 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 7:04 pm to
Not as bad as you should feel for posting this shite...

quote:

re: Who would trade places with Tennessee right now? - Lionnation1993 on 9/7/16 at 12:06 am Me. No state income tax, Tennessee is beautiful, Louisiana is hot and smelly, Lyle sucks less than Les...
Posted by GregAl
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
3659 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 7:09 pm to
Is that you Bill Maher?

Posted by Old Hellen Yeller
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
9414 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

I honestly feel bad for Alabama fans


Save your tears. Bama fans have seen their team win 4 of the last 7 national titles. It's all good
Posted by beatlejuice
Member since Jan 2016
178 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 7:51 pm to
You all should change coaches two or three times a year then?
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66386 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 7:55 pm to
1 LSU post followed by 10 Bama responses. They sho is mad!
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
72953 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 7:58 pm to
quote:


1 LSU post followed by 10 Bama responses. They sho is mad!


Yup
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14819 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

Melt



Am I the only one that will be glad when this word goes away?
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25461 posts
Posted on 11/1/16 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

1 LSU post followed by 10 Bama responses. They sho is mad!



Similar thread made by an Alabama fan about LSU fans and there would easily be 50 times the response.

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