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re: How to deal with Bama fans?

Posted on 12/8/14 at 6:06 pm to
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 6:06 pm to
That's why they're second
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
18960 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 6:11 pm to
You might wanna learn karate.
Posted by IAmReality
Member since Oct 2012
12229 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 6:36 pm to
Buckeyes:

If you lose you'll get teabagged.
If you win you'll get beaten and maybe shot and some landmark on your campus will be destroyed.

The choice is yours.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
71581 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 7:18 pm to
Don't worry about it. I'm about 5 minutes from Alabama, and most of them are OK. The ones that aren't will be spending the game in their trailers beating their wives, or shooting their family. Should be a good time, even for a "neutral site" game.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17270 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 7:31 pm to
Before the fourth quarter with a sharpie mark a X on your chin where you want the sack of nuts put.



( this post is for buttermilks info)
This post was edited on 12/8/14 at 7:33 pm
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72937 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

and we're concerned about Bama fans.


You should be. As much hell as LSU fans get, Bama fans are worse.
Posted by Alert Mi
Trussville
Member since Nov 2014
680 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:13 pm to
quote:


In my view, Louisiana people are great folks just like Alabama folks are great. There are weirdos from every walk of life from every place in this country. The dude who tea-bagged the LSU guy should have gotten 10 years in the Louisiana penal system. Let him see how it feels to get tea-bagged.

Just my 2 cents.


I'm just going to call you a reactionary moron and get that out of the way.

10 years in prison? Really? For a drunken tea-bagging that exactly, stats have been kept, 16 million college students have performed on their friends, acquaintances, visitors to dorm rooms, etc... over the last 30 years?

How about 10 years for drawing vulgar sexual phrases on passed out innocents with "PERMANENT" markers? It's a sex crime.

Would you really want to imprison all of these criminal college students for a decade also?

Should the guy have been tea-bagged? No. Should someone have saved these two drunk imbeciles from themselves? Yes.

But, 10 years? You should do prison time just for suggesting something so outrageous.
Posted by Alert Mi
Trussville
Member since Nov 2014
680 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:22 pm to
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Get on their best side! Hang out at the Krystals on Bourbon Street after midnight wearing Free UAB shirts. It will go swimmingly well.

Also mention Bryant wasn't that great as an icebreaker.






I like seeing the look in Opelikan's dull eyes when you ask them why Shuggie J. used to beat his wife nearly to death regularly?

Shug sent most of his paycheck each month to St. Francis Hospital in Columbus to patch her up.

It's another dirty litle War Plainsmen secret.
Posted by austingator
austin
Member since Jan 2009
7442 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:26 pm to
Bama fans are WAY better than OSU fans. This is a well known fact.
Posted by Alert Mi
Trussville
Member since Nov 2014
680 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:27 pm to
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Some of us are thinking about going down to NOLA (with lube because everyone said we'll need it) since we'll be in Atlanta during Christmas break and we're concerned about Bama fans. I'm sure we'll show up in droves and so will Bama but for the negative reputation and stigma that the elephants get, is the interaction with their fans as bad as most people make it out to be? I'm sure not everyone can be Phyillis (who is actually a nice lady) or in your face yelling so I prefer to hold back judgement on a fanbase based on others actions.

I have never even seen a Bama fan up north so should I be worried?





Why do all of your players/potential players hang out with men who sexually abuse and attack little children?

WTF? How many of these types are you creeps bringing with you? Are most Ohio State fans sexual abusers of children?

Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:28 pm to
Posted by tiderider
Member since Nov 2012
7703 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

quote:
Some of us are thinking about going down to NOLA (with lube because everyone said we'll need it) since we'll be in Atlanta during Christmas break and we're concerned about Bama fans. I'm sure we'll show up in droves and so will Bama but for the negative reputation and stigma that the elephants get, is the interaction with their fans as bad as most people make it out to be? I'm sure not everyone can be Phyillis (who is actually a nice lady) or in your face yelling so I prefer to hold back judgement on a fanbase based on others actions.

I have never even seen a Bama fan up north so should I be worried?



Next to Notre Dame, about half the are the most arrogant you will find. Recent years have made them worse.

But let me add this arrogance is well earned. I have often compared then to Parisians, the most arrogant people on Earth. Bama is arrogant, condescending and proud. And they have every right to be.



Posted by Alert Mi
Trussville
Member since Nov 2014
680 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:38 pm to
Posted by Alert Mi
Trussville
Member since Nov 2014
680 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:40 pm to
Posted by Alert Mi
Trussville
Member since Nov 2014
680 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:48 pm to
Posted by tiderider
Member since Nov 2012
7703 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:49 pm to
bitch about the refs ...

that always gets us ...
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
71581 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:49 pm to




Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70903 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:49 pm to
ahh I'm so late to what's prob a wonderful thread on tSECr
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:50 pm to
Fortunately I don't have to deal with the halfwits.

I see about 1-2 gumps per year here in Miami. Usually see about a dozen aubies and a few Lsu and MSU alum. And of course gators.

A uat degree won't get you paid enough to live in Miami 99% of the time thank god. And 90% of their fanbase is sidewalkers with no degree (and not many teeth), so I'm pretty safe.
Posted by Alert Mi
Trussville
Member since Nov 2014
680 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:51 pm to
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