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re: How to deal with Bama fans?
Posted on 12/8/14 at 6:06 pm to higgs_boson
Posted on 12/8/14 at 6:06 pm to higgs_boson
That's why they're second
Posted on 12/8/14 at 6:11 pm to Buttermilk Pancakes
You might wanna learn karate.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 6:36 pm to Buttermilk Pancakes
Buckeyes:
If you lose you'll get teabagged.
If you win you'll get beaten and maybe shot and some landmark on your campus will be destroyed.
The choice is yours.
If you lose you'll get teabagged.
If you win you'll get beaten and maybe shot and some landmark on your campus will be destroyed.
The choice is yours.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 7:18 pm to Buttermilk Pancakes
Don't worry about it. I'm about 5 minutes from Alabama, and most of them are OK. The ones that aren't will be spending the game in their trailers beating their wives, or shooting their family. Should be a good time, even for a "neutral site" game.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 7:31 pm to five_fivesix
Before the fourth quarter with a sharpie mark a X on your chin where you want the sack of nuts put.
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This post was edited on 12/8/14 at 7:33 pm
Posted on 12/8/14 at 7:55 pm to Buttermilk Pancakes
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and we're concerned about Bama fans.
You should be. As much hell as LSU fans get, Bama fans are worse.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:13 pm to rmftrtr
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In my view, Louisiana people are great folks just like Alabama folks are great. There are weirdos from every walk of life from every place in this country. The dude who tea-bagged the LSU guy should have gotten 10 years in the Louisiana penal system. Let him see how it feels to get tea-bagged.
Just my 2 cents.
I'm just going to call you a reactionary moron and get that out of the way.
10 years in prison? Really? For a drunken tea-bagging that exactly, stats have been kept, 16 million college students have performed on their friends, acquaintances, visitors to dorm rooms, etc... over the last 30 years?
How about 10 years for drawing vulgar sexual phrases on passed out innocents with "PERMANENT" markers? It's a sex crime.
Would you really want to imprison all of these criminal college students for a decade also?
Should the guy have been tea-bagged? No. Should someone have saved these two drunk imbeciles from themselves? Yes.
But, 10 years? You should do prison time just for suggesting something so outrageous.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:22 pm to higgs_boson
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Get on their best side! Hang out at the Krystals on Bourbon Street after midnight wearing Free UAB shirts. It will go swimmingly well.
Also mention Bryant wasn't that great as an icebreaker.
I like seeing the look in Opelikan's dull eyes when you ask them why Shuggie J. used to beat his wife nearly to death regularly?
Shug sent most of his paycheck each month to St. Francis Hospital in Columbus to patch her up.
It's another dirty litle War Plainsmen secret.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:26 pm to Buttermilk Pancakes
Bama fans are WAY better than OSU fans. This is a well known fact.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:27 pm to Buttermilk Pancakes
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Some of us are thinking about going down to NOLA (with lube because everyone said we'll need it) since we'll be in Atlanta during Christmas break and we're concerned about Bama fans. I'm sure we'll show up in droves and so will Bama but for the negative reputation and stigma that the elephants get, is the interaction with their fans as bad as most people make it out to be? I'm sure not everyone can be Phyillis (who is actually a nice lady) or in your face yelling so I prefer to hold back judgement on a fanbase based on others actions.
I have never even seen a Bama fan up north so should I be worried?
Why do all of your players/potential players hang out with men who sexually abuse and attack little children?
WTF? How many of these types are you creeps bringing with you? Are most Ohio State fans sexual abusers of children?
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:37 pm to CocknDawg
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Some of us are thinking about going down to NOLA (with lube because everyone said we'll need it) since we'll be in Atlanta during Christmas break and we're concerned about Bama fans. I'm sure we'll show up in droves and so will Bama but for the negative reputation and stigma that the elephants get, is the interaction with their fans as bad as most people make it out to be? I'm sure not everyone can be Phyillis (who is actually a nice lady) or in your face yelling so I prefer to hold back judgement on a fanbase based on others actions.
I have never even seen a Bama fan up north so should I be worried?
Next to Notre Dame, about half the are the most arrogant you will find. Recent years have made them worse.
But let me add this arrogance is well earned. I have often compared then to Parisians, the most arrogant people on Earth. Bama is arrogant, condescending and proud. And they have every right to be.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:49 pm to Alert Mi
bitch about the refs ...
that always gets us ...
that always gets us ...
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:49 pm to Buttermilk Pancakes
ahh I'm so late to what's prob a wonderful thread on tSECr
Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:50 pm to Alert Mi
Fortunately I don't have to deal with the halfwits.
I see about 1-2 gumps per year here in Miami. Usually see about a dozen aubies and a few Lsu and MSU alum. And of course gators.
A uat degree won't get you paid enough to live in Miami 99% of the time thank god. And 90% of their fanbase is sidewalkers with no degree (and not many teeth), so I'm pretty safe.
I see about 1-2 gumps per year here in Miami. Usually see about a dozen aubies and a few Lsu and MSU alum. And of course gators.
A uat degree won't get you paid enough to live in Miami 99% of the time thank god. And 90% of their fanbase is sidewalkers with no degree (and not many teeth), so I'm pretty safe.
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