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Posted on 8/15/15 at 8:45 pm to auzach91
He's well over 350.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 8:47 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
Done
Posted on 8/15/15 at 8:51 pm to Hugh McElroy
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t's not just that he's fat. He just looks like a greasy child molesting slob.
What's more concerning is that if he pulls off a natty or two at Arkansas then the whole "Head Hog" thing could get really popular. He'll be doing tv commercials for Five Guys and whatnot and they'll be paying him to STAY fat (if not get fatter!).
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:22 pm to derSturm37
We'll it is arkansas. I've never seen so many fat people in a state.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:30 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Someone just needs to start the "Arksulli has a small penis" thread and your night will be complete.
See now that was amusing! Thank God, I was getting worried the Auburn posters were dead going into the regular season. Good on you Rocky.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:44 pm to The Program
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Still not seeing why a man would notice the body of another man....weird.
Fat man love and respect?
When I see Jared on TV with a shot for the pros again I get giddy as a schoolgirl
Football exists to showcase fat guys running down the field!
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:44 pm to auzach91
He's a big boy. Likes bacon.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 9:45 pm to kywildcatfanone
here is a good one, fat guy eating frozen food treats WHILE IT IS SNOWING!
Posted on 8/15/15 at 10:01 pm to auzach91
Well to be fair, 350 is 'average' in NWA. It's all relative bro.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 10:11 pm to auzach91
Ahhhh, but Bert just now finna eat in the SEC.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 10:24 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
Lol! Best part of that .gif is how fat bert is knocking guy who tried to help him up to the ground as it ends
Posted on 8/15/15 at 10:26 pm to Arksulli
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Bless you. We were overdue for a "Bert is fat and I have a small penis" thread. You delivered in spades. I tip my hat to you sir.
Sorry for being concerned about his health broseph
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