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Honestly didn't realize HOW fat Bert is. Tune to SECN
Posted on 8/15/15 at 6:39 pm
Posted on 8/15/15 at 6:39 pm
Man. I always make fun of him, but honestly didn't think he was THAT big. He's two double cheeseburgers and 9 pieces of bacon short of mark mangino. He's gotta be pushing 350 if not there already.
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Posted on 8/15/15 at 6:40 pm to auzach91
I was thinking the same thing. Tessitore better look out.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 6:41 pm to auzach91
Bert just hit 40 too. That's when the weight really comes on.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 6:41 pm to auzach91
He's not a girly man like Gustav. Bert won't be knocked over by a stiff breeze
Posted on 8/15/15 at 6:41 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
See we've been watching the same thing 
I mean he is FAT. Not just big. But extremely obese.
I mean he is FAT. Not just big. But extremely obese.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 6:42 pm to I Ham That I Ham
No but if he gets angry on the sideline his blood pressure spike is gonna make him have a heart attack.
Someone really needs to talk to him about his problem.
Someone really needs to talk to him about his problem.
This post was edited on 8/15/15 at 6:43 pm
Posted on 8/15/15 at 6:43 pm to auzach91
Still not seeing why a man would notice the body of another man....weird.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 6:43 pm to auzach91
He needs to get his weight under control. He's liable to have a cardiac right on the field!
Posted on 8/15/15 at 6:43 pm to auzach91
I met Jarred from Subway a few years ago and he told me that during the peak of his fatness, he was drinking 24 cokes per day and putting down three boxes of Swiss Cake Rolls per day among other things. I hope Bert releases some stats about his diet at some point.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 6:45 pm to auzach91
I thought he lost weight
Posted on 8/15/15 at 6:45 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
Well we saw thanks to larry he eats nine slices of bacon for breakfast and 12 eggs.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 6:48 pm to auzach91
Mother of God
Posted on 8/15/15 at 7:09 pm to I Ham That I Ham
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Bert won't be knocked over by a category 5 hurricane
Fify
Posted on 8/15/15 at 7:20 pm to auzach91
Posted on 8/15/15 at 7:25 pm to auzach91
He won't make it out of his 40s without a serious life change.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 7:28 pm to I Ham That I Ham
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He's not a girly man like Gustav. Bert won't be knocked over by a stiff breeze
I hear ya
Posted on 8/15/15 at 7:36 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
Dude, I love that gif
Posted on 8/15/15 at 7:52 pm to GeorgeReymond
I bet the size tag in that pull over reads "Circus Tent".....
Posted on 8/15/15 at 7:57 pm to auzach91
Bless you. We were overdue for a "Bert is fat and I have a small penis" thread. You delivered in spades. I tip my hat to you sir.
Posted on 8/15/15 at 8:22 pm to Arksulli
Someone just needs to start the "Arksulli has a small penis" thread and your night will be complete.
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