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re: Has your team ever flooded their football stadium to host a mock sea battle?

Posted on 8/26/16 at 1:39 pm to
Posted by GnashRebel
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Posted on 8/26/16 at 1:39 pm to
sall gud
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 1:40 pm to
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I want to come to defense of Southerners. I do. But I can't.



Sometimes you have to take the original latin, swish it around in your mouth filled with cotton, and then spit it back out.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/26/16 at 1:40 pm to
I just added "itsofacto" to my vocabulary. Will use it this weekend at Lake of the Ozarks...
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
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Posted on 8/26/16 at 1:41 pm to
This sounds like it could be a solid YouTube video.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 1:41 pm to
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sall gud


Sensuous up, get me a beer
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 1:42 pm to
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Sometimes you have to take the original latin, swish it around in your mouth filled with cotton, and then spit it back out.



verbal chaw
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 1:42 pm to
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I just added "itsofacto" to my vocabulary. Will use it this weekend at Lake of the Ozarks...



Might still be a bit "bookie" for that crowd.

Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 1:43 pm to
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This sounds like it could be a solid YouTube video.


How to Talk with a Dip In


Bro, NCdipper already made one for you! Good luck in your learning!
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/26/16 at 1:47 pm to
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Might still be a bit "bookie" for that crowd.



Are you familiar with Lake of the Ozarks?
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 8/26/16 at 1:48 pm to
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Are you familiar with Lake of the Ozarks?


Sadly no I only heard Ozarks and made high minded, aloof assumptions based on Arkansas. That was insulting to you and your area of Missouri. I BEG FORGIVENESS KILLZ
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 8/26/16 at 1:49 pm to
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Jiddu Aurubindi, an Indian engineering student and one of Mizzou's first "students of color", nearly died in the sea battle when his ship caught fire after a collision. He narrowly escaped total immolation after he used a replica ax to break through an interior room he was trapped in. His flaming body squirmed thru the ax hole and fell into the water. He received 3rd degree burns over more than half his body. The mock battle was temporarily halted to drag his body out of the water and resumed once he was escorted out of the stadium to the campus clinic.

I legit at this part.

The colored guy looks really hurt. Maybe we should stop? Nah, he's good. Let's keep going...
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/26/16 at 1:51 pm to
SummerOfGeorge

google "lake of the Ozarks party cove"

Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 8/26/16 at 1:52 pm to
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Roman sea battles are FAR more exciting and cooler than Mizzou football games.


FIFY Kills
Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 8/26/16 at 1:52 pm to
It's a beautiful lake. The only thing Missouri has going for it, actually
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 1:53 pm to
nvasil1

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I legit LOL'd at this part. The colored guy looks really hurt. Maybe we should stop? Nah, he's good. Let's keep going...



You laugh because you can envision it and realize that's how people went about their business back in the day.

Posted by gamecocks22
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Posted on 8/26/16 at 1:59 pm to
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/26/16 at 2:08 pm to
gamecocks22

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oh my god! who cares?!!!




Apparently 4 pages of people do.



Sorry nothing historically interesting has happened at Williams-Brice
Posted by VOLhalla
Knoxville
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 8/26/16 at 2:22 pm to
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Jiddu Aurubindi, an Indian engineering student and one of Mizzou's first "students of color", nearly died in the sea battle when his ship caught fire after a collision. He narrowly escaped total immolation after he used a replica ax to break through an interior room he was trapped in. His flaming body squirmed thru the ax hole and fell into the water.


So out of 27 boats only one caught fire and it was the one with the Indian guy who was apparently locked inside the boat? Sounds like attempted murder.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/26/16 at 2:33 pm to
Posted by RhodeDawg
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Posted on 8/26/16 at 2:35 pm to
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Apparently 4 pages of people do.


You did it! Just look at you- all that attention.

Napoleon much?
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