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Posted on 8/15/17 at 6:06 pm to Carolina_Girl
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Yeah, that's me. Gotta take care of this body...only get one and it has to last a lifetime, right?
My girlfriend says she wants that booty. I agree.
Also. These stories were amazing.
Posted on 8/15/17 at 6:45 pm to Tuscaloosa
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i find weird porns on his phone that was not hetero sexual films which i never seen before cause im not gay i sell propane
Posted on 8/15/17 at 7:03 pm to Tuscaloosa
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This is where I parked my air tractor
-Mercerbears
Best reply ever on this forum.
Posted on 8/15/17 at 8:36 pm to MercerBears
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some other things happen a month a go that i will share after they get theres from the ncca
Please deliver.
Posted on 8/15/17 at 9:14 pm to MercerBears
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Good day to revisit MercerBears' trips to Oxford & the ensuing hilarity by MercerBears
some other things happen a month a go that i will share after they get theres from the ncca
I'm assuming you are the same person as DanMullins4Life. Please God almighty link me to your thread where you and your dad were accosted by a group of thugs and separated from him for the rest of your life but the last thing you remembered him saying was "hail State!" I pulled a muscle and was payed up for two days because I was laughing so hard at that.
Posted on 8/15/17 at 9:18 pm to MaroonNation
I always thought he was possibly the same person as Pondwaterjack. I want to find his post about having diarrhea at his job interview and climbing out the bathroom window bc he shite himself. I have never laughed so hard in my entire life. It was an epic post to put it mildly.
Posted on 8/15/17 at 9:19 pm to Tuscaloosa
This shite has me howling
Posted on 8/15/17 at 9:33 pm to Carolina_Girl
Posted on 8/15/17 at 9:42 pm to TigerChief10
Oh this was a whole, long story. He had a job interview but had eaten something that upset his stomach and he started farting while sitting with the other ppl awaiting their interviews and that the smell was noxious and almost seemed to form a cloud. He said he felt it coming on and at that time they called his name for his turn to interview but he got up, kinda hunched over, and began almost running for the bathroom and every step he took sounded like he was stepping on a seal from the sound of the farts. When he finally made it close to the bathroom it erupted violently and he shite all over himself. He didn't know what to do at that point and the bathroom had a window so he climbed out of it and never went back.
The part about it sounding like he was stepping on a seal with every step is what got me.
The part about it sounding like he was stepping on a seal with every step is what got me.
Posted on 8/15/17 at 9:46 pm to Carolina_Girl
That's hilarious. I wanna see it now. It's not under his post history unless it was a reply in a thread. I've just been reading his topics and they're pretty funny.
Posted on 8/15/17 at 9:50 pm to TigerChief10
He had another account but everything from the 1st PWJ is gone. It was back when I first joined. It may have been under the other name...he always "signs" them Henry K. Blasinger or something like that.
ETA: It was posted on tOTL board.
ETA: It was posted on tOTL board.
This post was edited on 8/15/17 at 9:51 pm
Posted on 8/16/17 at 3:15 am to OxyCodine
Carolina Girl is 42 year old male that drives a Ford 150 and works at the post office. His dad is the postmaster.
Posted on 8/16/17 at 7:32 am to matthew25
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Carolina Girl is 42 year old male that drives a Ford 150 and works at the post office. His dad is the postmaster.
Uhhh..no. I was a cheerleader at Carolina. A female cheerleader. Teen Miss South Carolina back in the day. Graduated Summa Cum Laude with a Bachelor's degree in Nursing from The University of South Carolina. And I've met more than one member of tRant in person so they can definitely vouch for me being exactly who I say I am.
Posted on 8/16/17 at 7:49 am to Carolina_Girl
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I was a cheerleader at Carolina. A female cheerleader. Teen Miss South Carolina back in the day. Graduated Summa Cum Laude with a Bachelor's degree in Nursing from The University of South Carolina.
I dare you to post this info on the OT board.
Posted on 8/16/17 at 8:00 am to Carolina_Girl
[quote]Uhhh..no. I was a cheerleader at Carolina. A female cheerleader. Teen Miss South Carolina back in the day. Graduated Summa Cum Laude with a Bachelor's degree in Nursing from The University of South Carolina. And I've met more than one member of tRant in person so they can definitely vouch for me being exactly who I say I am.
TRant crush.
TRant crush.
Posted on 8/16/17 at 8:06 am to matthew25
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Carolina Girl is 42 year old male
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matthew25
Par for the course for matthew 25.
Calling Nurse Goodbody a male is as close to right as he's been since the NCAA showed up in Oxford
This post was edited on 8/16/17 at 8:07 am
Posted on 8/16/17 at 8:08 am to Cdawg
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I dare you to post this info on the OT board.
tOTL? They already know. Hell, in the LLotOT threads we've had over the years they've seen numerous pics. I haven't posted over there in a while, though. Lots of hardlegging over there.
Posted on 8/16/17 at 8:12 am to Vecchio Cane
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Calling Nurse Goodbody a male is as close to right as he's been since the NCAA showed up in Oxford
Awww...a wannabe tranny who's triggered that he/she/it can't afford the surgery to be a female like I was naturally born as.
It's okay, Vecchio. We feel your pain. You just tuck your junk and pretend you have what I have...a vajayjay.
Posted on 8/16/17 at 8:15 am to Carolina_Girl
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It's okay, Vecchio. We feel your pain
I was saying he's completely off of the mark, just like he has been for every NCAA prediction that he's made in 3 years
I called you Nurse Goodbody This post was edited on 8/16/17 at 8:18 am
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