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re: First thing Alabama RB Derrick Henry buys with his rookie NFL paycheck?

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Posted by Gnar Cat21
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:45 pm to
i laughed at first... hard, but i actually kind of feel bad or him. glad he'll be making stacks soon and can get dem thangs fixed
Posted by UMRealist
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Posted by justausedcarguy
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:45 pm to
He could use his money for dental work, cause he don't need a car.
I heard he had 4 new Dodge Chargers.
Posted by taylormade
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:45 pm to


Ttstowel


You sure this is real?
Posted by TTsTowel
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:46 pm to
Thangs? Do you mean fangs?
Posted by Kcoyote
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:46 pm to
Hmm he looks suspiciously more human now.
Posted by northalabamacracker
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

You sure this is real?




That wouldn't stop TT.
Posted by TTsTowel
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

You sure this is real?
For his sake, I hope not.

But...



Posted by taylormade
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:49 pm to
I think it's the angle..

This post was edited on 12/8/14 at 8:50 pm
Posted by TigerPox
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:50 pm to


Yeah, we were all too focused on his hairline last year to notice the teeth, I guess.

Oh and here



I don't feel bad for him. He's about to make some big bucks.
This post was edited on 12/8/14 at 8:56 pm
Posted by taylormade
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:51 pm to
Hell my teef are crooked too


I don't care what he looks like really
Would you if he played well?
This post was edited on 12/8/14 at 8:52 pm
Posted by TTsTowel
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:53 pm to
I'd trade my teeth to be 6'3 240 pounds running a 4.5 40 yard dash.
Posted by Crimson Legend
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:56 pm to
Does Henry have a severe overbite?

It looked like he had 55 teeth over 44 teeth.
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:56 pm to
The bottom row definitely needs work.
Posted by JombieZombie
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:56 pm to
I think most southerners would refer to them as "damn fine can openers."
Posted by taylormade
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 8:59 pm to
Posted by TTsTowel
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 9:00 pm to
I'm just wondering how he brushes the bottom row.

That takes talent and time.
Posted by austingator
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 9:01 pm to
bless his heart
Posted by CamdenTiger
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 9:03 pm to
In look alike threads, he needs to be Sloth from the Goonies in his Superman shirt. Got to be separated at birth..
Posted by Rekrul
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 9:05 pm to
This is in poor taste. I guess you make fun of autistic kids and people in wheelchairs too? Grow up
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