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Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:21 pm to TTsTowel
Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:21 pm to TTsTowel
lol he grew up in poverty and his family couldn't buy him braces! he didn't have the opportunities and luxuries i had when i was growing up! hilarious!
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:26 pm to TTsTowel
OP casty
Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:31 pm to Tds & Beer
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OP casty
You're talking about someone whose self-esteem is so low he bullied a pre-teen on YouTube, and injects himself in conversations about orthopedics because he took a course at a junior college and wants people to think he's an expert. I doubt he'll understand why this thread is classless. At least he's consistent in being a piece of shite though. I give him that.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:48 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
Derrick Henry's bottom teeth are worth more than OPs family lineage. Fact.
ETA They are jacked up.
ETA They are jacked up.
This post was edited on 12/8/14 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:50 pm to teamjackson
Don't kid yourself, bro.
Derrick Henry is bigger than Jaws.
Derrick Henry is bigger than Jaws.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:51 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
That's only the fifteenth time you've brought that up. Cute. 
I'm sure you'll wait another month and bring it up again.
I'm sure you'll wait another month and bring it up again.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:55 pm to TTsTowel
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That's only the fifteenth time you've brought that up. Cute.
I'm sure you'll wait another month and bring it up again.
Can't hurt to let people know how creepy and pathetic you are. Posted on 12/8/14 at 10:57 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
You obviously can't get over it. Let it all out, bro. Let it all out. Vent.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:00 pm to TTsTowel
This isn't hard. All I have to do is sit back and wait for your self loathing to rear its ugly head again in the form of cheap shots at others, self-aggrandizement, or "I called that" posts.Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:02 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
Whatever you say, hot shot.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:15 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
This should be proof to TT that Bama aint paying these boys to play. 
Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:28 pm to TTsTowel
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Pretty sure he could afford it right now.
ahur durh
Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:29 pm to TTsTowel
Hope he buys you a new funny bone.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:37 pm to TTsTowel
Real or not, that is some pretty shitty trolling, even for you.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:46 pm to SabanIsAGod
Yes, I'm a shitty person because I make fun of someone's teeth. Meanwhile, Alabama fans make fun of the way Nick Marshall talks (and Auburn fans make fun of the way some Alabama players talk), but that's somehow OK. Whatever you say, slick.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 11:49 pm to TTsTowel
Henry can't help he has bad teeth.
Hopefully he'll have the chance to correct them when he gets to the league.
Not your brightest moment, TT.
Hopefully he'll have the chance to correct them when he gets to the league.
Not your brightest moment, TT.
Posted on 12/9/14 at 12:30 am to NBamaAlum
I was at Baumhower's Wings with some friends a few months ago. Henry was sitting across from us in a booth with possibly the hottest blonde chick I've ever seen. True story.
Posted on 12/9/14 at 12:45 am to TTsTowel
Posted on 12/9/14 at 12:53 am to TTsTowel
as a bama athlete from the n.e. florida region who also required 5 figures worth of dental work just i have no clue what's up with his grill, but i was born missing both adult lateral incissors (not the front 2, but the next 2. 7 and 10 if you're scoring at home) i couldn't start my dental work project until i was 16 and some change. my freshman year i absolutely competed with a retainer that had 2 fake teeth built in it 
lol. i couldn't imagine trying to move teeth like that around while trying to play football.Posted on 12/9/14 at 12:59 am to TTsTowel
quote:a night with your mom. best $2 he ever spends
First thing Alabama RB Derrick Henry buys with his rookie NFL paycheck?
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