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re: Favorite Joke AGAINST Your School

Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:22 pm to
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
9254 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:22 pm to
Why does Arkansas suck so bad?

They don't. YOU suck you son of a B!@#$!
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

YouDontKnowBro

quote:

I remember a street vendor opened a corndog stand on the square for the Ole Miss LSU game weekend and fricking killed. Moral the story: coons heart corndogs


Did you seriously just write this as if it is a normal, everyday thing to say? "coons heart corndogs"?

Surely you can't be oblivious to how ignorant that statement is?
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:52 pm to
As for my favorite joke, I always found "SPUAT" to be rather creative and witty. It gets in several shots in just one name, and the name itself sounds sort of demeaning. Well done.
Posted by AICrooster
Member since May 2012
138 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 8:29 pm to
Gamecock Football: Anybody could have a bad century.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 9:22 pm to
Why would O. J. Simpson choose Lexington as a hideout?
Because no one would look for a Heisman Trophy winner there.
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13476 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 9:47 pm to
I like the bagman jokes

For bama I likeed the ice cream for punishment

LSU is team vote definitely

Posted by YouDontKnowBro
Los Angeles
Member since Apr 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 9:52 pm to
The first sentence is what I would say to someone in normal convo. The moral of the story part was just an aside summing it up. coons = coonasses if that is what got your wal mart panties in a wad.

Chillax brother.
Posted by WeBleedCrimson
Member since Mar 2008
21708 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 9:53 pm to
Rawl Tahd!
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18151 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 10:04 pm to
So since the U has already been played, is it Fick Aiburn?

Posted by RagingCajun3195
Fort Worth
Member since Aug 2014
2013 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 10:53 pm to
I'm surprised I haven't seen the 21-0, I die a little inside when the gumps use that comeback.
Posted by BigOrangeBri
Nashville- 4th & 19
Member since Jul 2012
12275 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 11:32 pm to
Alabama is so shitty that even the Tennessee River turns around and heads back to Tennessee.

More of a state joke, but still good
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