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Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:02 pm to RoyalAir
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:02 pm to RoyalAir
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Q:How many Carolina fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 85,000. One to actually change it, and 84,999 to tell you how much better it will be next year.
My favorite has to be Team Vote
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:03 pm to olddawg26
i'd like to change my vote to this one
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thats not a joke
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:14 pm to GusAU
Auburn fans smell like cottage cheese
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:14 pm to GusAU
the worst joke against us is any form of Cock joke. they're seriously played out
I will admit that the "one hand to beat a cock" slogan UT had last year was pretty good though
I will admit that the "one hand to beat a cock" slogan UT had last year was pretty good though
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:40 pm to nes2010
quote:It does.
For years I thought aggie just meant a stupid person.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:42 pm to JustGetItRight
What's the best thing that ever came out of Auburn?
I-85
I-85
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:44 pm to GeauxPack81
I think the team vote is pretty funny
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:45 pm to BhamBengal
How many Bama fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
5. One to change it and four others to talk about how the bear would do it.
5. One to change it and four others to talk about how the bear would do it.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:58 pm to GusAU
Berts fat.
Love that one.
Love that one.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 5:02 pm to cjared036
Team Vote will last awhile. 
But the Corndog thing has never made sense to me.
Somehow a completely Texas origin thing was juxtaposed on LSU?
No biggie, hey I enjoy a good corndog every now and then. Matter of fact I've prolly eaten more corndogs since the name came about. Matter of fact, time to head to Albertson's, they have packages of a dozen on sale right now.
But the Corndog thing has never made sense to me.
Somehow a completely Texas origin thing was juxtaposed on LSU?
No biggie, hey I enjoy a good corndog every now and then. Matter of fact I've prolly eaten more corndogs since the name came about. Matter of fact, time to head to Albertson's, they have packages of a dozen on sale right now.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 5:06 pm to A$AP Cocky
"It only takes one hand to beat a cock". That has to be the GOAT.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 5:08 pm to SouthdownsTiger
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But the Corndog thing has never made sense to me.
I remember a street vendor opened a corndog stand on the square for the Ole Miss LSU game weekend and fricking killed. Moral the story: coons heart corndogs
Posted on 8/7/14 at 5:21 pm to GusAU
How many Gamecock fans does it take to paint a house garnet?
Depends how hard you throw them...
Depends how hard you throw them...
Posted on 8/7/14 at 5:24 pm to YouDontKnowBro
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I remember a street vendor opened a corndog stand on the square for the Ole Miss LSU game weekend and fricking killed. Moral the story: coons heart corndogs
You're no Faulkner, but get your jist.
But seriously, who really doesn't enjoy a corndog on occasion?
The anti-circus lobbyist, the resident health nut?
You being an Ole Miss guy, that's probably beneath you and all, understood.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 5:24 pm to YouDontKnowBro
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coons
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Ole Miss Fan
Posted on 8/7/14 at 5:25 pm to SouthdownsTiger
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But the Corndog thing has never made sense to me.
I got married while living in Baton Rouge (to a Georgia girl) and we used to go down to Cortana Mall and buy a corn dog and cherry lemonade. We would sit and watch people while eating our corndogs.
We were real party animals. Yes, we were.
This post was edited on 8/7/14 at 5:26 pm
Posted on 8/7/14 at 5:37 pm to DawgsLife
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I got married while living in Baton Rouge (to a Georgia girl) and we used to go down to Cortana Mall and buy a corn dog and cherry lemonade. We would sit and watch people while eating our corndogs.
You're either very old, or very brave.
The local's in that part of town will just as soon shoot you for a corndog, hoping the money in your lifeless body was worth a big crack rock.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 6:32 pm to SouthdownsTiger
Team vote is pretty funny
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:16 pm to SouthdownsTiger
Sorry, I wrote that as if I were speaking to you. I have never really liked corndogs. I want my hotdog wrapped in a bun and dressed with different toppings. I don't want it wrapped in cornbread batter and deep fried. Different strokes for different folks. The corn dog insult is more about pointing out the fact that LSU fans, like carnies, smell like corn dogs. (Not that I'm saying you do because I have met some very nice smelling snatch from LSU)
I believe Auburn came up with that.
Pretty brilliant way to say a fan base is reminiscent of carnies.
"Smells like corn dogs" is code for "I feel like I'm at the fair".
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:17 pm to Grit-Eating Shin
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