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Posted on 12/21/10 at 10:32 am to Choctaw
Posted on 12/21/10 at 10:32 am to Choctaw
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Its physically impossible to inflate a balloon by pissing in it.
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thats because piss bombs don't exist. Its physically impossible to inflate a balloon by pissing in it.
You seem pissed off that they don't exist.
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Posted on 12/21/10 at 10:36 am to Clockwatcher68
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You seem pissed off that they don't exist.
a little...yes
Posted on 12/21/10 at 10:49 am to beatbammer
You forgot the best part of the 1986 story - the groundskeeper ultimately responsible for suggesting and turning on the high pressure hoses was a UGA grad. He was given the Muschamp/Smart treatment by the UGA contingent (or, disowned, if you will)
Posted on 12/21/10 at 11:15 am to TBama93k
Not exactly crazy, but awesome....LSU/Auburn game in 08 at Auburn. The whole LSU student section broke out into a "You got a boner" chant at the young security guard who stands on the sideline and faces the crowd. And I really mean the whole student section. He clearly didn't have a boner and was getting pissed off and then nonchalantly gives the student section the double birds.
Posted on 12/21/10 at 11:18 am to TBama93k
The Auburn kicker that came mere seconds away from getting his arse handed to him by an LSU trombone player at halftime.
This post was edited on 12/21/10 at 11:19 am
Posted on 12/21/10 at 11:30 am to jellyfish
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before the 04 lsu vs Oregon state, game some guy streaked across the field. it was a rain delay and people was running on to the field sliding across the eye. after like the 9th person a guy ran butt arse naked across the field
Was this the guy that had nothing on except an LSU hard hat?
Posted on 12/21/10 at 11:31 am to styxfan34
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I was once witness a man blowing another man after our NC win! RTR!
How many times did you have to brush your teeth to get the taste out of your mouth?
Posted on 12/21/10 at 11:32 am to Choctaw
quote:This, and water balloons are another urban legend that don't exist.
Its physically impossible to inflate a balloon by pissing in it.
Posted on 12/21/10 at 12:06 pm to WDE24
At the Auburn-Georgia game in 1994. Auburn is on a 21 game win streak. There is some jackass in a UGA sweatshirt in the student section mouthing off and tauting us.
Fast forward to the end of the game... Georgia ties Auburn to break the streak on some BS call (I don't remember the call, but I remember everyone being disgusted with it).
The UGA guy starts tauting the AU students - again. (He is in the aisle between two fraternity sections at this point). Someone from our section grabs the guy by his sweatshirt and punches him in the face. Then throws him across the aisle. Then someone in the other fraternity section props him up and 2 or 3 people hit him in the face. Then, he gets thrown to our section again... more arse-kicking.
The guy gets pumbled all of the way down the aisle. I am not causing trouble b/c I am 19 years old and drunk, but I notice 2-3 cops at the bottom of the steps looking at us. I assume they are making note of who is throwing punches so that they can arrest them....
Nope. When the UGA guy finally gets to the bottom of the steps in a bloody heap, they pick him up and escort him out of the stadium. The cops never did anything to the students.
Fast forward to the end of the game... Georgia ties Auburn to break the streak on some BS call (I don't remember the call, but I remember everyone being disgusted with it).
The UGA guy starts tauting the AU students - again. (He is in the aisle between two fraternity sections at this point). Someone from our section grabs the guy by his sweatshirt and punches him in the face. Then throws him across the aisle. Then someone in the other fraternity section props him up and 2 or 3 people hit him in the face. Then, he gets thrown to our section again... more arse-kicking.
The guy gets pumbled all of the way down the aisle. I am not causing trouble b/c I am 19 years old and drunk, but I notice 2-3 cops at the bottom of the steps looking at us. I assume they are making note of who is throwing punches so that they can arrest them....
Nope. When the UGA guy finally gets to the bottom of the steps in a bloody heap, they pick him up and escort him out of the stadium. The cops never did anything to the students.
Posted on 12/21/10 at 12:17 pm to tiger114
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At the Auburn-Georgia game in 1994. Auburn is on a 21 game win streak.
Fast forward to the end of the game... Georgia ties Auburn to break the streak on some BS call
I heard about this.. An UGA player gets up on Aubbie's platform and grabs his junk to the student section.. I think he was suspended the next game but I'm not sure.
Posted on 12/21/10 at 12:38 pm to villager
Micheal Spurlock playing quarterback...
Posted on 12/21/10 at 12:41 pm to WDE24
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Its physically impossible to inflate a balloon by pissing in it.
This, and water balloons are another urban legend that don't exist.
If you can piss with the pressure and volume of a water faucet than you must have the bladder strength of a retarded gorilla.
This post was edited on 12/21/10 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 12/21/10 at 1:28 pm to Choctaw
quote:Oh, if I had a nickel...
you must have the bladder strength of a retarded gorilla.
This post was edited on 12/21/10 at 1:29 pm
Posted on 12/21/10 at 1:30 pm to WDE24
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Its physically impossible to inflate a balloon by pissing in it.
This, and water balloons are another urban legend that don't exist.
zip-lock bags.....that is all.
Posted on 12/21/10 at 1:33 pm to pankReb
quote:exactly
zip-lock bags
i once saw the entire ethnic family section in the east upper deck throw an entire section of auburn fans off the upper deck.
Posted on 12/21/10 at 1:48 pm to beatbammer
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After the first bottle clocks a security guard in the head and blood starts running down his face, the hi-pressure field sprinklers are turned on and turned onto the thUGa crowd. Hijinx ensue!
Not an accurate account of Auburn's stupidity that night at all. How the hell do you just decide to turn water cannons on the whole damn Georgia crowd still in their seats ? ESPN showed some couple in their 60's/70's getting knocked down.
If anybody was a "thug" that night,it was the retarded Auburn security people.
Posted on 12/21/10 at 2:24 pm to beatbammer
quote:And right after that there goes the goal post over the back of the lower bowl in the south endzone.
At this point the stadium announcer comes on the PA and says "Your attention please... please do NOT throw the goal posts out of the stadium. I say again, please do NOT throw the goal posts out of the stadium. Thank you."
I have seen several odd things in and around SEC games.
The fire the night of the LSU/AU game in 1996 was a real memory. I remember the flames reaching over the upper deck but what I remember more was they just started rushing the stdents in without scanning IDs or anything because the student gates were right across the street from the old sports arena.
Remember when Tiger (back when AU carried the eagle to away games) scared UGA so bad he ran across the field to get away from her.
I don't remember the year, may have been 1994, Aubie and the Arky mascot got into a real fistfight on the sidelines behind the Arky bench at JHS.
Saw a UGA fan get chickenwinged and slammed face first into the wall of an entrance portal by a cop when he tried to sneak into the student section.
One of the funnier things I can remember is a group of folks who used to tailgate along Magnolia, just down from Toomers. For most every game (and always for the big rivalry games) they would have a remote control monster truck (good sized one too) with a stuffed version of the opponents mascot tied to the bumper and would drag the thing up and down the sidewalk for hours on end.
Probably the funnest thing I can remember was Iron Bowl 2005. Group in front of us were all Bama fans, about 6 or 8 of them, from a company in Birmingham that had season tickets at JHS just for the IB ticket. Lady (bleach blonde, red whale tail thong showing over her jeans) asks her husband to go get her a Coke with a lot of ice. After about 15 minutes he comes back with one of the large, rediculously overpriced stadium cups. Her first reaction to it was "Ewwww, I didn't want it in an Auburn cup. Couldn't you have found something with Bama on it?"
Posted on 12/21/10 at 2:30 pm to PJinAtl
Wasn't actually at the game, but probably 20 or so years ago was watching the Iron Bowl on TV. The camera started showing scenes of the crowd in the stands. It zoomed in on this guy crouched behind someone sitting in front of him. The guy was smokin' and joint and realized that he was live on National TV. Looked like he about dumped in his pants when he realized what was happening.
Posted on 12/21/10 at 2:45 pm to TBama93k
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Craziest Thing Youve seen at an Sec Football Game
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Im talking specifically on the side lines or in the stands
Les Miles.
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This post was edited on 12/21/10 at 2:46 pm
Posted on 12/21/10 at 3:10 pm to cyogi
Wasted Viles thong girl hurling on the sidewalk in Athens, 2006 IIRC...PICs to prove it...
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