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re: Bert is having lunch with Alex Collins at his home today to discuss his future
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:45 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:45 pm to BowlJackson
Has anyone ever farked Bert into a What's Eating Gilbert Grape photo?
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Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:45 pm to BowlJackson
Suck a wien
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:46 pm to BowlJackson
Did he take the rest of the team with him?
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:46 pm to reggierayreb
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Dessert will get underway and coach shouldnt eat more than 4-5 lbs of nanner pudding ..
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:50 pm to reggierayreb
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Bert should be finishing up that third helping of roast and potatoes right about now... Dessert will get underway and coach shouldnt eat more than 4-5 lbs of nanner pudding ..
I remember when Bert did a video of him cooking breakfast, where he cooked the eggs for an hour, and had about a pound of bacon. I laughed my arse off when he said "Jen doesn't eat bacon."
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:50 pm to CaptainBrannigan
Akytards love Bert because, physically, he mirrors 99.9% of the states population and they are dumb enough to think all of his shite talking is a good thing.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:50 pm to reggierayreb
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:51 pm to Porker Face
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Reporting saying he also ate the following team's lunches:
Auburn
LSU
Tennessee
Missouri
Ole Miss
Have an upvote, sir. And add Kansas State as dessert.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:53 pm to CCTider
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Has anyone ever farked Bert into a What's Eating Gilbert Grape photo?
or at lunch with Collins
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:54 pm to BroomfieldReb
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Akytards love Bert because, physically, he mirrors 99.9% of the states population and they are dumb enough to think all of his shite talking is a good thing.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:55 pm to BowlJackson
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Bet if Collins goes bro Bert makes some snide comment about how he or his team has been betrayed or immature kids or something.
i'll take that bet.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:55 pm to rockiee
you know it's true
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:57 pm to reggierayreb
Hey look, another "Ole Miss person" with GED-level intelligence. I bet you'd kill on the Clarksdale-Tupelo-Hattiesburg comedy circuit.
Why don't you become obese and grow your hair out into a floppity mop-top, too.
I know I'm too late...
Why don't you become obese and grow your hair out into a floppity mop-top, too.
I know I'm too late...
This post was edited on 1/6/16 at 3:57 pm
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:59 pm to CCTider
Found it...
9 strips of bacon...
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Some bacon going in the oven is a must do for me Jen will pass on this side item. #WoooPig
9 strips of bacon...
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:59 pm to BroomfieldReb
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you know it's true
Nah, but you could of been more creative like some of the other posters in here
Posted on 1/6/16 at 4:01 pm to Numberwang
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Hey look, another "Ole Miss person" with GED-level intelligence
From my experience in Arkansas, a GED would be a reach for a large portion of your state's population....their body mass index would probably rival a large percentage of the IQ level
This post was edited on 1/6/16 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 1/6/16 at 4:01 pm to rockiee
Posted on 1/6/16 at 4:02 pm to Numberwang
Was he gonna tell him that he's gonna be in Phoenix monday? Glendale, excuuuuse me.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 4:02 pm to BroomfieldReb
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From my experience
Oh that explains everything now
Posted on 1/6/16 at 4:04 pm to rockiee
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Nah, but you could of been more creative like some of the other posters in here
If you are the typical arkytard, it would go way over your head...so no need
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