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Bert is having lunch with Alex Collins at his home today to discuss his future
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:21 pm
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:21 pm
I assume they got started around 11ish... Bert should be finishing up that third helping of roast and potatoes right about now... Dessert will get underway and coach shouldnt eat more than 4-5 lbs of nanner pudding ... Expect to hear something around 3 ?
This post was edited on 1/6/16 at 3:02 pm
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Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:23 pm to reggierayreb
He'd better leave some food for Collins.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:23 pm to reggierayreb
Word is they're bringing in a crane to lift Bert out of the house. Talks went well until the La-z-boy collapsed.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:23 pm to reggierayreb
prob should have brought his wife to give collins a BJ under the table
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:24 pm to Swoopin
All joking aside
Bert's a fatass
Bert's a fatass
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:24 pm to reggierayreb
Hilarious.
You sound like one of those guys that's fat as shite but see's a handsome dude in the mirror.
You sound like one of those guys that's fat as shite but see's a handsome dude in the mirror.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:24 pm to Swoopin
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:25 pm to reggierayreb
I heard Bert was running late. He stopped at a Shoney's on the way for an all you can eat brunch.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:28 pm to icwiener
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He stopped at a Shoney's on the way for an all you can eat brunch.
Bert prefers to call it elevensies
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:28 pm to icwiener
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I heard Bert was running late. He stopped at a Shoney's on the way for an all you can eat brunch.
reminds me of this scene
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Look, why don't you go down the street and get something to eat? I know you hungry.
Rita: Nuh-uh, cuz see I ate twice before I came.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:28 pm to PorkSammich
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Hilarious.
This post was edited on 1/6/16 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:31 pm to reggierayreb
you sound worried
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:32 pm to reggierayreb
DId he wear his track suit?
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:33 pm to reggierayreb
Y'all keep fricking around and Bert is going to eat lunch itself and you guys won't have shite to do in the middle of the day.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:34 pm to reggierayreb
I heard he brought the whole O-line, a boom box and chocolates.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:36 pm to reggierayreb
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reggierayreb
Announcement coming at 4:25.
This post was edited on 1/6/16 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:37 pm to reggierayreb
Reporting saying he also ate the following team's lunches:
Auburn
LSU
Tennessee
Missouri
Ole Miss
Auburn
LSU
Tennessee
Missouri
Ole Miss
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:38 pm to Porker Face
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LSU
Ole Miss
Went back for second helpings of these two.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:38 pm to Porker Face
prayers sent to whatever restaurant he chose
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:39 pm to sugatowng
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you sound worried
Not worried... Collins just reminds me more and more of Marshawn Lynch with each passing day ... He needs to take his talents to the league... Ok... Maybe I am a little worried.
This post was edited on 1/6/16 at 2:40 pm
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