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re: Bert is having lunch with Alex Collins at his home today to discuss his future
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:40 pm to reggierayreb
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:40 pm to reggierayreb
i bet whatever they are eating is more tasty than the leaves and bark that hughie had.
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Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:40 pm to ArCoRazorback
Isn't Collins projected to go in the 2nd or 3rd round?
As a RB he would be crazy to come back.
As a RB he would be crazy to come back.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:44 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:46 pm to reggierayreb
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Bert is having lunch
I bet he is.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:47 pm to reggierayreb
Collins should go. Texans can snag him in the 3rd.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:47 pm to reggierayreb
Is he cooking him 45minute eggs?
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:47 pm to PorkSammich
Your s'entence need's more apos'trophe's.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:50 pm to reggierayreb
funny how the first 6 or 7 post are by teams that have lost to Bert this year. 
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:52 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
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Isn't Collins projected to go in the 2nd or 3rd round?
As a RB he would be crazy to come back.
Bert said his grade came back as a middle-late but I would be shocked if he made it out of the 4th round or 3rd.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:53 pm to Farmer1906
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Collins should go. Texans can snag him in the 3rd.
Would love that as a Texans fan, at times he reminds me of Foster with his vision and patience
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:53 pm to reggierayreb
Are you implying that he's overweight in some fashion? 
I have my doubts. How could a sport involving 350 lb 18 year old kids hire such a bad role model?
I have my doubts. How could a sport involving 350 lb 18 year old kids hire such a bad role model?
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:57 pm to reggierayreb
Bert is using the oldest line in the book:
"Take my wife...please."
"Take my wife...please."
Posted on 1/6/16 at 2:58 pm to reggierayreb
Where's Jen?
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:02 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
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He'd better leave some food for Collins.
The headline was misquoted. Actual headline was "Bert is having Alex Collins for lunch at his home..."
Now do you understand? RIP
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:04 pm to icwiener
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I heard Bert was running late.
Bert has never run in his life.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:13 pm to biggsc
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Where's Jen?
That's what is causing the delay....Lunch was postponed when she had to go to the hospital there in Fort Lauderdale to stop the bleeding... She reached across Bert to get some English peas and lost a finger.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:17 pm to PorkSammich
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You sound like one of those guys that's fat as shite but see's a handsome dude in the mirror.
Replaced mirror with a cardboard cut out of Fabio... less depressing.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:34 pm to reggierayreb
This thread had so much potential and you totally fricked it up. Downvote MFer.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:37 pm to reggierayreb
The jokes!!
Oh,man. These are fresh.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 3:44 pm to reggierayreb
Bert is such a count. Publicly going to talk about his future like Collins did something wrong. Bet if Collins goes bro Bert makes some snide comment about how he or his team has been betrayed or immature kids or something. I don't see how anybody with even a comparable offer would want to play for such a conceited selfish douche
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