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re: Bama "Players" Sho Do Have Dem Some Nice Rides
Posted on 8/24/17 at 6:55 pm to rebeloke
Posted on 8/24/17 at 6:55 pm to rebeloke
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It's even crazier that so many high-round draft eligible juniors return to play their senior years (e.g. Ryan Anderson, OJ Howard, Jonathan Allen, Reuben Foster, Tim Williams, Eddie Jackson), forgoing the potential of earning millions of dollars for the opportunity to play one more year for free (as well as receive a coveted degree from the University, ranked as the 103rd (tie) best university in the country by US News & World Report's 2017 rankings).
Ah shucks! Hey BAMA fans, y'all gonna take this sitting down? Or are y'all gonna sign up for their website and set the record straight?
Posted on 8/24/17 at 6:58 pm to hg
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Derrius Guice has a badass new white Camero with a black hood & rims
His parents are well off personally. He's not from the hood.
Posted on 8/24/17 at 7:02 pm to rebeloke
LOLZ at Jon Allen's 2006 Dodge Magnum and De'Ron Paynes 1998 Caprice.
And a walk-on from New Jersey? You seriously think we bought him a truck??
And a walk-on from New Jersey? You seriously think we bought him a truck??
Posted on 8/24/17 at 11:48 pm to Evolved Simian
Did B.J. Emmons give back the truck before he transferred to App. State?
Posted on 8/25/17 at 5:33 am to matthew25
Nah. We let them keep signing bonuses.
Posted on 8/25/17 at 6:31 am to DocYates
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"Why do they always take the pic at that shitty gas station on 15th street?"
Free gas.
Posted on 8/25/17 at 6:55 am to rebeloke
What an appalling collection of photos of players standing in front of cars that you would see on any college campus and posing in front of super cars they obviously didn't own in college. I'm flabbergasted and sickened.
Posted on 8/25/17 at 6:58 am to kywildcatfanone
Those rims are so bad. They just ruin a decent looking car. And they cost a shitload
The hooptie generation
The hooptie generation
Posted on 8/25/17 at 7:36 am to SamuelClemens
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It's even crazier that so many high-round draft eligible juniors return to play their senior years (e.g. Ryan Anderson, OJ Howard, Jonathan Allen, Reuben Foster, Tim Williams, Eddie Jackson), forgoing the potential of earning millions of dollars for the opportunity to play one more year for free
Yes. Amazing that a second rounder, a third rounder, and a 4th rounder from this year's draft all came back for their SR year.
Never mind all the JRs hat leave every year from Bama. Forget guys like McClain, Jackson, Julio, Ingram, Darcus, Barron, Trent, Hightower, Kirkpatrick, Milliner, Clinton-Dix, Collins, Cooper, Robinson, Yeldon, Humphrey, etc.
Let's just talk about the handful of players who were projected as 2nd round or later who came back for their SR seasons.
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:02 am to hg
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Derrius Guice has a badass new white Camero with a black hood & rims
Well Mr Guice, you are about to make a shitload of money, and your family can help you make payments till then, but we are denying you the financing anyway....said no dealership or bank ever
I got a kick from Da'ron Payne's late 90s Impala being thrown in there lol
This post was edited on 8/25/17 at 8:47 am
Posted on 8/25/17 at 8:18 am to rebeloke
I can stand in front of expensive cars and take pictures too. Hell, the options at my local Cars&Coffee blow these out of the water (thank you Brentwood richies). Doesn't mean I own the car though.
I suspect a lot of these pictures are taken at the gas station because either 1) one of the players (or players friend/gf) works at the gas station, so they take pictures of nice cars that roll through, or 2) it is the hangout place for them, and they take pictures of nice cars that roll through.
Or, Occam's razor be damned, 3) Bama gives every player a new ride (including walk-ons), risking their entire legacy as one of the greatest programs in NCAA history.
I suspect a lot of these pictures are taken at the gas station because either 1) one of the players (or players friend/gf) works at the gas station, so they take pictures of nice cars that roll through, or 2) it is the hangout place for them, and they take pictures of nice cars that roll through.
Or, Occam's razor be damned, 3) Bama gives every player a new ride (including walk-ons), risking their entire legacy as one of the greatest programs in NCAA history.
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