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re: Are the Millenials Ruining Sports Message Boards?

Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:10 pm to
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:10 pm to
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You should wander over to a food processing plant or Express Oil after your morning Ensure and yoga tomorrow. Shockingly, they are mostly manned by people in their 20s and 30s. I know, crazy right?

Tatted up losers who are apt to leave off the oil filter or tear something up. Your whole generation is being devoured by apathy.

Food processing plants around here employ Mexicans by the droves. The whites are laid up in their shack. The blacks... I'll leave that for the infamous Godfather quote about drugs and souls.
This post was edited on 5/1/17 at 11:12 pm
Posted by David Ricky
Hailing From Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
24206 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:17 pm to
Someone is on your lawn imo
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:20 pm to
How witty. But it's undeniable that your generation is the first in American history to digress financially from their parents. Who are you going to blame for that? I'm sure it won't be yourselves.
Posted by The muffintime
Tampa Bay Metro
Member since Jan 2017
563 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:20 pm to
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Tatted up losers who are apt to leave off the oil filter or tear something up. Your whole generation is being devoured by apathy.

Food processing plants around here employ Mexicans by the droves. The whites are laid up in their shack. The blacks... I'll leave that for the infamous Godfather quote about drugs and souls.
you're not making a great argument for why we shouldn't ship you off to an island
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:21 pm to
I'm so scared. One half of you are too fat to raise a gun, while the other half shoots sideways.
Posted by The muffintime
Tampa Bay Metro
Member since Jan 2017
563 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:22 pm to
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I'm so scared. One half of you are too fat to raise a gun, while the other half shoots sideways.
you'll be on one of the first ships out
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:28 pm to
I doubt it.

75 percent of millennials are too fat, too dumb, are on drugs or have a criminal conviction rendering them ineligible to serve in the military.

LINK

I guess if we decided to take away your Big Macs, you might lumber around tearing stuff up, but otherwise you will stay in your dope-induced coma and do as you are told.
Posted by The muffintime
Tampa Bay Metro
Member since Jan 2017
563 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:28 pm to
Better start packing
Posted by BranchDawg
Flowery Branch
Member since Nov 2013
9830 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:34 pm to
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texashorn


This post was edited on 5/1/17 at 11:35 pm
Posted by The muffintime
Tampa Bay Metro
Member since Jan 2017
563 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:36 pm to
Strap up, BD. Our fat dumb felonious asses have got a longhorn to wrangle.
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:40 pm to
That military propaganda made me puke in my mouth a little bit.

Basically it says, "if you're not a complete fatass, have a high school diploma, and are in a bind financially then we want YOU! Also, we'll pay for your education."

Get your head out of the sand.
This post was edited on 5/1/17 at 11:42 pm
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:45 pm to
I served, ftr.
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:46 pm to
Well... yes? The military is scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:53 pm to
If you say so. Where were you stationed?
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
13122 posts
Posted on 5/2/17 at 12:00 am to
I've lived in Killeen, Texas, which is one of the scummiest places you'll find. Wonder why that is?
Posted by The muffintime
Tampa Bay Metro
Member since Jan 2017
563 posts
Posted on 5/2/17 at 12:08 am to
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Wonder why that is?

Those dadgum millennials, obviously.
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 5/2/17 at 12:09 am to
Well, I've never been to Killeen, Texas or Fort Hood but my guess would be because it's in Texas. Most military bases are on a beach so if it's a complete shithole then you're not doing it right.
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 5/2/17 at 12:33 am to
Also, ftr, I claim "generation y" but I got lumped in so
Posted by Kilgore Trout
Austin, TX
Member since Oct 2014
664 posts
Posted on 5/2/17 at 3:48 am to
If I want to hear my fellow septuagenarians lament their latest health problems, I log on to a seniors board. If I want dialog about SEC sports, I come here and let the millennials entertain me.

God help anyone who grows old before his time.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72921 posts
Posted on 5/2/17 at 7:44 am to
I love Millennials on message boards. So sensitive, insecure and egotistical. So easy to set them off. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
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