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Alabama is a Venomous Snake
Posted on 12/4/15 at 5:44 pm
Posted on 12/4/15 at 5:44 pm
They slowly wrap you up, get you where they want to before sucking the life out of you. For the most part, that is how Alabama football has been under Saban.
I have read several boards in which the Tide faithful don't want any of Oklahoma. And I think it's a fair assessment that a lot of us Sooners don't want any of Alabama. If anything, hopefully it's for the national championship.
Alabama is the only program that terrifies me. They are the San Antonio Spurs of College Football; championship contenders, winning championships, always around, well run, can win with whomever.
I could see a close game, but only if Alabama would want it to be close, or they will keep it close by having a slim lead as their preference as they slowly suck the life out of you to where you have no chance of gaining the lead.
I have tremendous respect for Alabama. I have strong confidence in Oklahoma, but the facts are that Alabama just will not go away!
I have read several boards in which the Tide faithful don't want any of Oklahoma. And I think it's a fair assessment that a lot of us Sooners don't want any of Alabama. If anything, hopefully it's for the national championship.
Alabama is the only program that terrifies me. They are the San Antonio Spurs of College Football; championship contenders, winning championships, always around, well run, can win with whomever.
I could see a close game, but only if Alabama would want it to be close, or they will keep it close by having a slim lead as their preference as they slowly suck the life out of you to where you have no chance of gaining the lead.
I have tremendous respect for Alabama. I have strong confidence in Oklahoma, but the facts are that Alabama just will not go away!
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Posted on 12/4/15 at 5:46 pm to Oklahomey
Staph
Posted on 12/4/15 at 5:46 pm to Oklahomey
You got a little jizz on your lip.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 5:47 pm to texag7
It's stahp.
Staph is what you get for banging a Barner.
Staph is what you get for banging a Barner.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 5:47 pm to Oklahomey
So are they a constrictor or venomous snake? Venomous just bite and swallow
Posted on 12/4/15 at 5:48 pm to texag7
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Staph
Infection?
Posted on 12/4/15 at 5:48 pm to General13
Both then.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 5:49 pm to General13
quote:then, someone brings up LSU and auburn
Venomous just bite and swallow
Edit: a comma. I felt it would be enjoyable. Merry fml-mas.
This post was edited on 12/4/15 at 5:53 pm
Posted on 12/4/15 at 5:52 pm to PepaSpray
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Staph is what you get for banging a Barner.
It could be worse....
Posted on 12/4/15 at 5:55 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
Nice...
Posted on 12/4/15 at 5:55 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
Posted on 12/4/15 at 5:56 pm to Oklahomey
I am so lost in this thread.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 5:57 pm to Oklahomey
Go away. Oklahoma isn't in the SEC and you smell like shite. Bama will beat OU by 90 in the playoff.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 5:59 pm to Oklahomey
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Sooners don't want any of Alabama.
You shouldnt...Saban loves rematches.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 6:00 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
Unless it's Ole Miss for some oddly reason
Posted on 12/4/15 at 6:00 pm to TigerTalker16
Well they are texas' bitch. And CoMo is better than norman. And Charlie aids post has me thinking a weak Barn is hilarious. We need Moar.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 6:06 pm to PepaSpray
Man this thread is weird.
Also venomous snakes aren't the ones that wrap up. Those are constrictors and typically aren't venomous.
Also venomous snakes aren't the ones that wrap up. Those are constrictors and typically aren't venomous.
This post was edited on 12/4/15 at 6:07 pm
Posted on 12/4/15 at 6:07 pm to PepaSpray
Posted on 12/4/15 at 6:14 pm to Oklahomey
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 6:17 pm to Oklahomey
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They slowly wrap you up, get you where they want to before sucking the life out of you.
Sounds more like a boa or constrictor to me, which are not venomous.
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