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Alabama fans, tell us about your little brother Auburn

Posted on 9/12/16 at 7:52 am
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55311 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 7:52 am
Starting with why he is so beta and insecure?

I'll list your helpful answers here as you post them:

Why our little brother Auburn is so insecure:

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They have a severe victim complex.


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frick Auburn


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They stank. And I hate 'em.


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They believe the REC/BAMA has kept them from fulfilling their rightful destiny.


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They didn't even have a game thread on this board Saturday because they are so weird. "The Fambly" is Steven King's next novel.


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The fact that Bama has the success it has effected their view of their place in college football. 7-4. 6-6 at their best.


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They are frustrated by that inability to be consistently good. That's what it boils down to really. Has some, but not much, to do with comparisons to others.


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I never thought the "little brother" was the right term for them. "Twisted sister" seems more appropriate.



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To go along with the insecurity there is lots of delusion. .



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..It is always about "if only" and wait til next year. When they do have a voodoo victory, i.e. "Punt Bama Punt." "Camback," "Kick 6" they hold on to the moment forever, especially when those type of games are followed by arse kickings....and they generally are.



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We all wish our mother had swallowed the little brother(Auburn)!



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They're a cult. They drive themselves crazy with Bama rage. They're a thorn in our side. Bama lives to win championships, Auburn lives to beat Bama














This post was edited on 9/12/16 at 1:15 pm
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 7:54 am to
You should probably consider keeping the script A, you're going to want it permanently after Saturday.
Posted by BoCam2
Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
3872 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 7:55 am to
Wouldn't it be easier to just ask Texas fans about your fanbase?
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55311 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 7:56 am to
We are their older and bigger brother
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17937 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 7:58 am to
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Wouldn't it be easier to just ask Texas fans about your fanbase?

Luckily your big brother can beat up theirs.
Posted by LandofDixie
Member since Jul 2012
2825 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:00 am to
Jesus this post. Why do I waste time on this god-forsaken site.
Posted by RollDawgRoll
Member since Sep 2009
1944 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:02 am to
They have a severe victim complex.
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11812 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:02 am to
frick Auburn
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55311 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:03 am to
quote:

They have a severe victim complex.



Why?
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4651 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:06 am to
You are aTm's version of larrythegolfer.
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:07 am to
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larrythegolfer

Is that guy dead?
Posted by RollDawgRoll
Member since Sep 2009
1944 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:08 am to
They believe the REC/BAMA has kept them from fulfilling their rightful destiny.

Posted by Gary Busey
Member since Dec 2014
33277 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:08 am to
They stank. And I hate 'em.
Posted by Gary Busey
Member since Dec 2014
33277 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:09 am to
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Is that guy dead?



Dad came back from the dead and killed him.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55311 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:15 am to
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They stank. And I hate 'em.




why do they stink? Do they not understand good hygiene ?
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79234 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:30 am to
OMG my real daddy left me so you're my surrogate father please pay attention to me!!!

-A&M
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:34 am to
They didn't even have a game thread on this board Saturday because they are so weird.

"The Fambly" is Steven King's next novel.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55311 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:44 am to
Are you serious? They were afraid to have a game thread in the score board?

No that really is insecure
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34337 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 8:59 am to
We get plenty of attention.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 9/12/16 at 9:01 am to
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OMG my real daddy left me so you're my surrogate father please pay attention to me!!!

-A&M


Fatherless children are known to act a fool
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