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re: A message from Paul Ryan to aggies everywhere

Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:39 am to
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
12655 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:39 am to
I believe Paul Ryan's dogs are named boomer and sooner
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60152 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:40 am to
He tries to insert a Texas twang and it's always been cringeworthy to me and very manufactured. He was born in Calgary to parents from Cuba and Delaware and grew up/went to school in Katy and nice urban areas of Houston. He tries to make his voice sound like his ancestors were ranchers in south Texas. He's alright but that's always bothered me
This post was edited on 7/19/16 at 11:43 am
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79191 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:41 am to
quote:

I feel like you pretend to know a lot about Texas but you really don't.



Ask me what I like about Texas
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24162 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:43 am to
quote:

He tries to insert a Texas twang and it's always been cringeworthy to me and very manufactured. He was born in Calgary to parents from Cuba and Delaware and grew up/went to school in Katy and urban areas of Houston. He tries to make his voice sound like is ancestors were ranchers in south Texas, when they were really from Transylvania. He's alright but that's always bothered me


Fify

Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:44 am to
It's the nasalyness of a Canadian or upper midwest accent with a manufactured twang thrown in on top of it. It's not a real accent anyone has.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60152 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:45 am to
That's what I'm saying, it's weird and bothers me
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:45 am to
Total agreement.

Also, he just creeps me out in general. I liked him when he was anti-establishment and fiscally libertarian. I don't like the ultra right-wing religion-obsessed Bible-beater he's become.
This post was edited on 7/19/16 at 11:48 am
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:47 am to
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When Bama "hurt" Colt McCoy's shoulder




When this happened I laughed so hard I almost vomited
This post was edited on 7/19/16 at 11:48 am
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145153 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:48 am to
quote:

Ask me what I like about Texas
is it Texas A&M?
This post was edited on 7/19/16 at 11:49 am
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:49 am to
probably getting his rectum prolapsed at Oil Can Harry's in Austin
Posted by TexAgChill
Member since Mar 2015
2450 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:50 am to
Come on whorn. We broke up with you. Let us go.
This post was edited on 7/19/16 at 11:52 am
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:50 am to
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When this happened I laughed so hard I almost vomited


My roommate at the time, who is a Longhorn (a legitimate one with an actual degree from UT, unlike the fans who post on this website), was frantically texting me from the game asking me how bad it looked and what they were showing form the locker room. The schadenfreude factor was off the charts as I explained that he didn't really seem badly injured and that Colt's dad looked to be intervening to keep him out of the game.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79191 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:50 am to
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is it Texas A&M?



Mostly the wide open spaces. Everything between the Sabine and the Rio Grande.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60152 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:52 am to
It's HEB for me
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145153 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:52 am to
That's mine!!!
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145153 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:53 am to
HEB is the titty sprinkles
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59650 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:55 am to
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JFKFC


who let the steers and queers in?
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 11:57 am to
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Now that Texas A&M is in the SEC, which ostensibly competes (successfully, usually) with the Big 12 for a lot of southern talent and spots in the College Football Playoff, there’s practically no reason A&M folks would start rooting for the Longhorns under any circumstance, or vice versa. It would be wholly irrational, because they are mortal enemies.

Wow, it's nice to see the SEC usually competes successfully for recruits in the South, and the occasional National Championship against the Big 12
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58063 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 12:01 pm to
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Ted Cruz needs to teach him a thing or two about Texas.


the only thing Ted Cruz could teach Paul Ryan about football is how to hide in the restrooms to avoid getting his arse kicked by the players.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24162 posts
Posted on 7/19/16 at 12:20 pm to
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It's the nasalyness of a Canadian or upper midwest accent with a manufactured twang thrown in on top of it. It's not a real accent anyone has.


I've lived in Louisiana, Florida, Alabama, Georgia, and the North Carolina Appalachians. When I came to Colorado, people knew that I was southern, but couldn't figure out where my accent was from. But it's really just a mutt.

Thank god it's subtle. Because a thick Louisiana/Appalachian combo accent would be weird as hell.
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