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re: A message from Paul Ryan to aggies everywhere
Posted on 7/19/16 at 12:58 pm to CCTider
Posted on 7/19/16 at 12:58 pm to CCTider
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Thank god it's subtle. Because a thick Louisiana/Appalachian combo accent would be weird as hell.
Well, there's the whole issue of you not exaggerating it for effect like Ted Cruz does. I mean, your accent is just your accent. Ted Cruz's is some fake thing he crated to get votes "Howdy pardner, it's me, hard-working cow-poke Ted Cruz, just in off the dusty range, where I received a special message from our Lord, Jesus Christ, who told me I was bein' called upon to save America. Amen, y'all.*"
*delivered in a highly exaggerated twang, but also spoken an a nasally manner, like a Candian
This post was edited on 7/19/16 at 12:59 pm
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Posted on 7/19/16 at 1:06 pm to Cooter Davenport
Ted Cruz' head keeps bobbing up and down. Clearly Canadian.
Posted on 7/19/16 at 1:10 pm to JFKFC
Remember when before the 2010 season it was implied that the t.u./A&M game would determine whether or not Kay Bailey Hutchison (t.u.) or Rick Perry (A&M) would be Governor of Texas?
Posted on 7/19/16 at 2:06 pm to NYCAuburn
Cuckhold
Posted on 7/19/16 at 2:10 pm to Pettifogger
There's lots of trees, swamps and gators in between most of the area you're talking about. Well, at least half of it.
This post was edited on 7/19/16 at 2:12 pm
Posted on 7/19/16 at 6:06 pm to cardboardboxer
Please dont tell me you think he actually tweeted that himself or even watched the game?
Old Lyin Ted had an intern whip that out for pandering purposes.
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