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What would you do if you caught this gunman? (Warning: Graphic)

Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:07 pm
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
Floating down the Anduin
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:07 pm
This is a video from today's attack in Paris showing the gunmen and the moment one executes a cop who is lying wounded on the ground.

Warning! Graphic Content!

If you caught this guy (he's subdued and restrained) you knew through incontrovertible evidence that he was the shooter from the video, and no one knew you had him, what would you do?

Turn him over to the authorities?
Hand him over to the family of the cop?
Kill him?

I would be tempted to make one of those homemade terrorist videos. Perhaps feed him bacon until he explodes a la the gluttony murder in Seven.
Posted by Mizzeaux
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Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:10 pm to
I didn't realize they hadn't caught the terrorists yet.

I'd throw him to the authorities. It's the only real way society works.
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:11 pm to
There are reports they have suspects in custody. This is just a hypothetical exercise. I truly don't know what I would do.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:12 pm to
Things and stuff.


Then turn them in.
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
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Member since Dec 2009
12293 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:13 pm to
quote:

Things and stuff.


Then turn them in.



Uhh sir? Why is he missing his face?


Found him like that.
Posted by Agforlife
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:13 pm to
I'd turn him in, eventually
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:14 pm to
Simple, he resisted.
Posted by bdv1974
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:14 pm to
quote:


I would be tempted to make one of those homemade terrorist videos


I like this one. 12 gauge slug close range.
Posted by Motengator
Central Texas
Member since Feb 2013
1357 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:19 pm to
quote:

I truly don't know what I would do.


What if he was also, an abortion clinic doctor? What would you do then?
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
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Member since Dec 2009
12293 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

What if he was also, an abortion clinic doctor? What would you do then?



You're just sweetening the pot.

Seriously, though, as I've mentioned before, I would not kill an abortion doctor, would not encourage anyone to do so, and do not applaud the act. No derailing!
This post was edited on 1/7/15 at 5:23 pm
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:22 pm to
No need to kill him.

Just make him wish you did.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:24 pm to
I would torture him. I'm going to kick him in the face a lot, and probably a shot to the balls.
This post was edited on 1/7/15 at 5:25 pm
Posted by Motengator
Central Texas
Member since Feb 2013
1357 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:25 pm to
So, jumper cables on the testicles, paper cuts to the pee hole and push pins through the ear drums? Just to start of course.
Posted by TT9
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82952 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:25 pm to
Find a picture of Mohamed, piss and shite on it in front of him.

Then bury him up to his head in the middle of a fireant hill, grab a chair and enjoy.
This post was edited on 1/7/15 at 5:29 pm
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:26 pm to
Tie him to a dead pig, throw bacon at him, and then the rest of that.
Posted by Patton
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:31 pm to
Give him to the cops family. They deserve the vengeance not me.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:35 pm to
If I say what I would do, I'll get permabanned
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:35 pm to
I would give him an immediate ticket to not paradise.
Posted by bdv1974
Liberty, South Carolinananana
Member since Nov 2011
10593 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

No need to kill him. Just make him wish you did.


I didn't say where I would shoot him lol.. he has several limbs to start with
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:40 pm to
quote:

Find a picture of Mohamed, piss and shite on it in front of him.

Then bury him up to his head in the middle of a fireant hill, grab a chair and enjoy.


Don't forget defacing a Koran and honey!

A butane torch and an extremely sharp sickle come to mind.
This post was edited on 1/7/15 at 5:42 pm
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