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re: What would you do if you caught this gunman? (Warning: Graphic)

Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:02 pm to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:02 pm to
He has no regard for human life.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:19 pm to
If I knew they were Muslim terrorists I could kill one a day and be very comfortable.

Judge me, I don't give a frick.
This post was edited on 1/7/15 at 7:19 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

Kill him?


Yes
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 7:18 pm to
You have to turn him in to the authorities. But he might not be in the best shape when he got there.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 7:30 pm to
If you work with women, you're at a higher risk of being killed while at work.

Woman let terrorist into the building after being threatened
Posted by TRUERockyTop
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Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

If I knew they were terrorists I could kill one a day and be very comfortable. 

Judge me, I don't give a frick.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 8:11 pm to
I wouldn't hurt him physically. I'd brainwash him clockwork orange style until he completely changed his opinions about Islam and the Western world.

Then I'd let him emotionally torment himself for his actions for the rest of his long, long life until he suck started a shotgun to end his misery and self loathing.

Then I'd frick his mom.

Y'all have no creativity.
Posted by TRUERockyTop
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 8:13 pm to
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 9:55 pm to
Pop a cap in his arse and throw down a burner gun. Self-defense, Francois.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
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Member since Jan 2008
4951 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 9:56 pm to
I'd tie him to a fence butt naked and force a hog to make tender love to him for an hour. Then I'd call the cops.
This post was edited on 1/7/15 at 9:58 pm
Posted by AubieALUMdvm
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 9:57 pm to
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Posted by Reservoir dawg
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 9:58 pm to
I'd take his eyes and leave him.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 10:02 pm to
I would make the Japanese Unit 731 cringe with the way he'd be tortured.
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 10:17 pm to
That's a bad motherfricker
Posted by Crimson
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 10:18 pm to
Waterboarding is too cruel though. Have to draw the line somewhere.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
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37538 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 10:37 pm to
I'd take him wakeboarding.







using him as the wakeboard of course.
Posted by scrooster
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Member since Jul 2012
37618 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 10:39 pm to
quote:

If I knew they were Muslim terrorists I could kill one a day and be very comfortable.

Judge me, I don't give a frick.


I feel the same way.

Feed them to Mr Wu's pigs ... a digit at a time - giving them blood transfusions to keep them alive - and make them watch.

The world just does not understand these savages. But they soon will. It's getting there.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 10:43 pm to
+10 for your Deadwood reference
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 11:33 pm to
quote:

FleshEatingSalsa

quote:

What would you do if you caught this gunman?
quote:

There are reports they have suspects in custody



Is it you? Do you have the suspects in custody? Are you shopping for ideas in this thread?


Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/7/15 at 11:38 pm to
I'd turn him in.

After I got done discussing things diplomatically with him.

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