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re: What would you do if you caught this gunman? (Warning: Graphic)

Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:18 am to
Posted by BurtReynoldsMustache
Member since Sep 2010
4837 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:18 am to
Never felt the urge to kill, but I would Dexter these motherfrickers. Rope and a razorblade and salt and lemon.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111519 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:19 am to
quote:

It's the only real way society works.


It's what separates us from them.
Posted by BurtReynoldsMustache
Member since Sep 2010
4837 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:23 am to
This actually makes me sad because under the correct circumstance I could torture another human out of justice and spite.
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:44 am to
I would enter him into an eating competition against Bert while Rocky Top played on a continuous loop.
Posted by dead money
kyle, tx
Member since Feb 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 3:09 am to
Probably douse him in gasoline, set him on fire, and feed him to my dog.
Posted by Silverback
Gumpin' ain't easy
Member since Aug 2011
4308 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:56 am to
Zip tie him and hand him over.
Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
Member since May 2010
7373 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:03 am to
I'd go Liam Neeson on his arse

Scene from Taken
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Posted by Themole
Palatka Florida
Member since Feb 2013
5557 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:12 am to
quote:

Find a picture of Mohamed, piss and shite on it in front of him.

Then bury him up to his head in the middle of a fireant hill, grab a chair and enjoy.


First thing I would do is change his name to Bob, by removing all his limbs at the torso. Then, I would place his living torso right smack in the middle of a huge pig pin and let his spirituality come to terms with his consequences.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24935 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:15 am to
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Turn him over to the authorities
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37618 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:15 am to
quote:

Zip tie him and hand him over.


Ummmm, wait a second ...

You 173rd ... me 509th. Both Vicenza.

You 3rd & long tabbed (Benning) ... me, short tabbed, but still, I did my time at Stewart with the 1st because they needed me.

Things sure have changed I guess ... if you would zip'em up and hand'em over.

We'll have to agree to disagree on that one. We're not talking some ops where we go-out and roll;em-up and bring'em back for the G2 guys. These guys are on film, the OP said we'd be sure it was them ... I dunno. I guess things really have changed over the years.



Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37618 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:17 am to
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First thing I would do is change his name to Bob, by removing all his limbs at the torso. Then, I would place his living torso right smack in the middle of a huge pig pin and let his spirituality come to terms with his consequences.


Exactly

And do it to each and every one of them ... but find a witness that you could set free that would spread the word, "this is what happens."

Because they are not afraid of blowing themselves into a bloody mist of pulp and goo. They are not afraid of being shot. But they are afraid of steel, of being cut to pieces and fed to the pigs ... THAT they are afraid of. I know this for an absolute fact.
Posted by Themole
Palatka Florida
Member since Feb 2013
5557 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:28 am to
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Exactly

And do it to each and every one of them ... but find a witness that you could set free that would spread the word, "this is what happens."


Why teach a lesson unless you are willing to share it for the benefit of man?
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13536 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:58 am to
Wow

That would be fun.

I would take him to my farm. I have a lot of hogs on it. I would chain his head to a tree near a wallow and stake his feet to the ground and pour a gallon of honey or syrup on him.

Also setup a trail cam to record it so I could enjoy his demise over and over.


Posted by SCwTiger
armpit of 'merica
Member since Aug 2014
5857 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 1:01 pm to
Shotgun blast to knees and elbows, then field dress like a deer and let him bleed out. Not one ounce of mercy would be given.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36545 posts
Posted on 1/8/15 at 4:11 pm to
Feed him to pigs is the only answer.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37618 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 12:23 am to
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It's what separates us from the


Are "them" related to "they?"

'Cause I hate fricking "they." "They always have some shite to say but "they" are never willing to say shite to your face.

Being better than "them" has never worked-out.
Posted by Themole
Palatka Florida
Member since Feb 2013
5557 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:25 am to
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Being better than "them" has never worked-out.


I'm just an ole Southern Boy. The way I see it: Being better than "them" is having the ability to defeat them,(Body, Mind & Spirit) before they defeat me.
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
Floating down the Anduin
Member since Dec 2009
12293 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:38 am to
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Being better than "them" is having the ability to defeat them,(Body, Mind & Spirit) before they defeat me.


"They" will not rest until everyone else is converted, dead, or paying taxes as a sub-human class.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:42 am to
I would fed him pig until he died, then id bury him in a custom made pig suit in a pig pen
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