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re: What would you do if you caught this gunman? (Warning: Graphic)
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:18 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:18 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Never felt the urge to kill, but I would Dexter these motherfrickers. Rope and a razorblade and salt and lemon.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:19 am to Mizzeaux
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It's the only real way society works.
It's what separates us from them.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:23 am to FleshEatingSalsa
This actually makes me sad because under the correct circumstance I could torture another human out of justice and spite.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:44 am to FleshEatingSalsa
I would enter him into an eating competition against Bert while Rocky Top played on a continuous loop.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 3:09 am to Robert Goulet
Probably douse him in gasoline, set him on fire, and feed him to my dog.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 8:56 am to dead money
Zip tie him and hand him over.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:03 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:12 am to TT9
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Find a picture of Mohamed, piss and shite on it in front of him.
Then bury him up to his head in the middle of a fireant hill, grab a chair and enjoy.
First thing I would do is change his name to Bob, by removing all his limbs at the torso. Then, I would place his living torso right smack in the middle of a huge pig pin and let his spirituality come to terms with his consequences.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:15 am to FleshEatingSalsa
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Turn him over to the authorities
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:15 am to Silverback
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Zip tie him and hand him over.
Ummmm, wait a second ...
You 173rd ... me 509th. Both Vicenza.
You 3rd & long tabbed (Benning) ... me, short tabbed, but still, I did my time at Stewart with the 1st because they needed me.
Things sure have changed I guess ... if you would zip'em up and hand'em over.
We'll have to agree to disagree on that one. We're not talking some ops where we go-out and roll;em-up and bring'em back for the G2 guys. These guys are on film, the OP said we'd be sure it was them ... I dunno. I guess things really have changed over the years.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:17 am to Themole
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First thing I would do is change his name to Bob, by removing all his limbs at the torso. Then, I would place his living torso right smack in the middle of a huge pig pin and let his spirituality come to terms with his consequences.
Exactly
And do it to each and every one of them ... but find a witness that you could set free that would spread the word, "this is what happens."
Because they are not afraid of blowing themselves into a bloody mist of pulp and goo. They are not afraid of being shot. But they are afraid of steel, of being cut to pieces and fed to the pigs ... THAT they are afraid of. I know this for an absolute fact.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:28 am to scrooster
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Exactly
And do it to each and every one of them ... but find a witness that you could set free that would spread the word, "this is what happens."
Why teach a lesson unless you are willing to share it for the benefit of man?
Posted on 1/8/15 at 9:58 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Wow
That would be fun.
I would take him to my farm. I have a lot of hogs on it. I would chain his head to a tree near a wallow and stake his feet to the ground and pour a gallon of honey or syrup on him.
Also setup a trail cam to record it so I could enjoy his demise over and over.
That would be fun.
I would take him to my farm. I have a lot of hogs on it. I would chain his head to a tree near a wallow and stake his feet to the ground and pour a gallon of honey or syrup on him.
Also setup a trail cam to record it so I could enjoy his demise over and over.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 1:01 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
Shotgun blast to knees and elbows, then field dress like a deer and let him bleed out. Not one ounce of mercy would be given.
Posted on 1/8/15 at 4:11 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
Feed him to pigs is the only answer.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 12:23 am to the808bass
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It's what separates us from the
Are "them" related to "they?"
'Cause I hate fricking "they." "They always have some shite to say but "they" are never willing to say shite to your face.
Being better than "them" has never worked-out.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:25 am to scrooster
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Being better than "them" has never worked-out.
I'm just an ole Southern Boy. The way I see it: Being better than "them" is having the ability to defeat them,(Body, Mind & Spirit) before they defeat me.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:38 am to Themole
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Being better than "them" is having the ability to defeat them,(Body, Mind & Spirit) before they defeat me.
"They" will not rest until everyone else is converted, dead, or paying taxes as a sub-human class.
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:42 am to FleshEatingSalsa
I would fed him pig until he died, then id bury him in a custom made pig suit in a pig pen
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