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1/6th of all turkeys on the entire earth die each year for Thanksgiving.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 11/27/14 at 7:52 pm
Damn! Ours was good. To all of those turkeys that died for our cause...
This post was edited on 11/27/14 at 8:06 pm
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Posted on 11/27/14 at 7:54 pm to Mister Tee
Wild turkeys or domesticated?
Posted on 11/27/14 at 8:03 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Domesticated.
And 1/6th may not seem like a whole lot, but remember that this is the average number of turkeys that were calculated to have been cooked for just this SINGLE DAY. (A little over 45 million for this Thanksgiving to be exact).
If Americans had 6 Thanksgivings in a single year, we could actually cause this bird to become extinct in a mere 6 days.
And 1/6th may not seem like a whole lot, but remember that this is the average number of turkeys that were calculated to have been cooked for just this SINGLE DAY. (A little over 45 million for this Thanksgiving to be exact).
If Americans had 6 Thanksgivings in a single year, we could actually cause this bird to become extinct in a mere 6 days.
This post was edited on 11/27/14 at 8:10 pm
Posted on 11/27/14 at 8:09 pm to Mister Tee
And it'll feed me for a couple days so it's all good. 
Posted on 11/27/14 at 8:11 pm to BluegrassBelle
I'm with you on that!
Posted on 11/27/14 at 8:20 pm to Mister Tee
But what about those of us who want to grill chicken instead 
Posted on 11/27/14 at 8:25 pm to Mister Tee
Bet this woman is furious LINK
Posted on 11/27/14 at 8:26 pm to blue_morrison
Chicken...smicken. You can eat that small bird any day. They don't call it Turkey day for nothing. Take your Communist China flag down off of the flagpole in front of your house and get some of that big bird. haha.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 8:34 pm to Mister Tee
I can turkey any day too. Thanksgiving 365 days a year
Jesus dear god holy shite that woman is insane
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Bet this woman is furious LINK
Jesus dear god holy shite that woman is insane
This post was edited on 11/27/14 at 8:39 pm
Posted on 11/27/14 at 8:37 pm to blue_morrison
Wait a minute! You might be on to something.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 8:41 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Bet this woman is furious LINK
I watched half of that and had to turn it off. What is wrong with people?
Posted on 11/27/14 at 8:43 pm to Mister Tee
Not a fan, I eat ham for thanksgiving.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 8:45 pm to Mister Tee
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What is wrong with people?
They're too goddamned "enlightened" for their own good.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 8:51 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Why? Is it the taste or too dry?
I'm with you on ham, though. We just always have spiraled, honey-baked ham with brown sugar coating for Christmas.
I'm with you on ham, though. We just always have spiraled, honey-baked ham with brown sugar coating for Christmas.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:10 pm to Mister Tee
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watched half of that and had to turn it off. What is wrong with people?
I pray that this bitch comes into a restaurant I'm in an interrupts my breakfast.
Would make tigerdroppings history.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:13 pm to Mister Tee
The other 5/6th die by my hand during turkey season.
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:25 pm to Vols&Shaft83
We really need to start putting people like her in sanitariums like we used to
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:28 pm to crispyUGA
Those frickers are hard to hunt. I live in a really wooded area though. On most hunting shows I watch, it seems like everyone is in a field when they shoot them. They are everywhere here though...just deep in the woods around creek beds. I'll just stick with hunting deer I guess.
Posted on 11/28/14 at 9:36 am to Mister Tee
So, 50 million American households did not have a Turkey?
Did only the Turkey-privileged get a turkey?
Is this Turkey-Inequality/Disparity?
Did only the Turkey-privileged get a turkey?
Is this Turkey-Inequality/Disparity?
Posted on 11/28/14 at 9:43 am to Mister Tee
So every year we holocaust Turkeys. 
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