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re: Lets talk about your heritage.
Posted on 11/25/14 at 9:22 pm to CrimsonChin
Posted on 11/25/14 at 9:22 pm to CrimsonChin
My mother's mother had her side traced way back. A bunch of English, Scottish, Welsh, and Irish. Her side has been here since the revolutionary war though. I'm eligible to become a member of DAR. The rest is a muddled European mix too, with a heavy dose of German, and my dad's side came through Ellis Island from Germany.
I'm just a lily white American mutt.
I'm just a lily white American mutt.
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Posted on 11/25/14 at 9:25 pm to CrimsonChin
England on my mother's side, Germany on my dad's side.
Anglo-Germanic = bad arse mother frickers. Vikings are bitches.
Anglo-Germanic = bad arse mother frickers. Vikings are bitches.
Posted on 11/25/14 at 9:32 pm to CrimsonChin
Farthest we've ever backtracked to was the Civil War Era. At that point, our family was still from the South. So 
Posted on 11/25/14 at 9:37 pm to CrimsonChin
I'm English, Austrian, Scottish(my avatar is my family crest), and American Indian. In that order.
Black Hair, Black Eyes, and my beard is very dark brown, almost black, with patches of blonde and rust red.
the American Indian is Half Cherokee and Half Iroquois, 16th total.
Traced the English to the 16th century, Austrian we havent researched yet, only hint is the family name starts with Von, which I have been told was a title of nobility of some sort. The Scottish is a bit rough but supposedly it can be traced to the 900s in the Scottish histories. Crawfords are an OLD family. William Wallace's mother was a Crawford.
Black Hair, Black Eyes, and my beard is very dark brown, almost black, with patches of blonde and rust red.
the American Indian is Half Cherokee and Half Iroquois, 16th total.
Traced the English to the 16th century, Austrian we havent researched yet, only hint is the family name starts with Von, which I have been told was a title of nobility of some sort. The Scottish is a bit rough but supposedly it can be traced to the 900s in the Scottish histories. Crawfords are an OLD family. William Wallace's mother was a Crawford.
This post was edited on 11/25/14 at 9:41 pm
Posted on 11/25/14 at 9:51 pm to CNB
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.
Seriously, we may be related and I'm still shaving my scrotum like religiously dude!
Posted on 11/25/14 at 10:08 pm to CNB
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.
Can't beat that ... not even gonna try.
Posted on 11/25/14 at 10:16 pm to CrimsonChin
I'm mostly German and Cherokee Indian. There is some Irish mixed in there too.
Posted on 11/25/14 at 10:16 pm to scrooster
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Can't beat that ... not even gonna try.
What's more impressive is that the OP was at 5:54PM and CNB threw that shite down 3 mins later.
Posted on 11/25/14 at 10:28 pm to CrimsonChin
I'm French and Welsh. Doesn't get much whiter.
Posted on 11/25/14 at 10:33 pm to JoeMoTiger
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What's more impressive is that the OP was at 5:54PM and CNB threw that shite down 3 mins later
I feel like you don't know that's an Austin Powers (Dr. Evil) quote.
Posted on 11/25/14 at 10:36 pm to JoeMoTiger
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What's more impressive is that the OP was at 5:54PM and CNB threw that shite down 3 mins later.
Prolly cause it's a quote from Austin Powers.......
Dr. Evil
Posted on 11/25/14 at 10:50 pm to BigOrangeBri
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Prolly cause it's a quote from Austin Powers.......
Boy must have had it loaded and ready to go for such an occasion, if not he googled it pretty quick!. Yeah not really too familiar with the Austin Powers movies, I think the wife rented the movies but I probably fell asleep about half way through. This post was edited on 11/25/14 at 10:51 pm
Posted on 11/25/14 at 10:51 pm to JoeMoTiger
You bastard
Posted on 11/25/14 at 10:52 pm to CrimsonChin
From my DNA results:
52% Great Britain
22% Scandinavian (Viking)
18% Iberian Peninsula
5% Western Europe
3% Ireland
>1% Italy/Greece
52% Great Britain
22% Scandinavian (Viking)
18% Iberian Peninsula
5% Western Europe
3% Ireland
>1% Italy/Greece
Posted on 11/25/14 at 11:30 pm to DragginFly
White guy here....Irish, English, Scot, Dutch and German...blond hair, blue eyes...
Posted on 11/26/14 at 1:41 am to cokebottleag
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I have no black friends, but plenty of hispanic ones. I have black acquaintances and work colleagues, but honestly never set out to 'make a black friend' just because somebody was black. I could give a shite.
Obviously a racist.
We've gone off on a tangent just a bit, but I think we agree that the OP asked a really stupid question. We're Americans. The End.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 1:54 am to CrimsonChin
I'm white, really white.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:24 am to cokebottleag
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I have no black friends
They're over-rated
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Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:32 am to TbirdSpur2010
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TbirdSpur2010
If I'm ever in a pinch and need to prove that I'm not a racist, I'm claiming you as a black friend.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:38 am to Yat27
The cost/benefit analysis I just ran came back positive for both parties, therefore I am ok with this arrangement.
We have an accord, good sir
We have an accord, good sir
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