Lets talk about your heritage.

I'm a human, raised by humans.

The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.

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I'm a human, raised by humans.

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Upvoted.

I'm a mutt but I too was raised by humans.

Brown hair, light blue eyes.

23and me says I've 98.5 percent European, with perhaps a smidge of east asian or Native American descent, depending on which model you look at.

about 60% northwestern Euro, about 20% eastern Euro, then a mix of Scandinavian/Mediterranean for the rest.

Typical white person. Interestingly, I had "native American ancestry" rumors on both sides of my family tree. Both are more or less bullshite, unless you go back something like 8 generations, even then its not clear.

Ireland and Scotland

Both sides of family came from England. One side settled in North Carolina and the other in Virginia. Both eventually moved to Alabama and Tennessee

White, 5'8", brown hair, blue eyes, reddish facial hair.

My mother's family is from Germany, father's family is from England.

European.

Jewish but I'm sure there is some other stuff in there but who knows. Family was a mix of German and Dutch Jew. Immediate family came over before any trouble. I do have some distant cousins who still live in the Munich area.

You wouldn't know it from what I look like except for my jewfro I grow once my hair gets longer than an inch. It's not curly, but really thick and and grows up and out.