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re: (Other Side)Chris_topher's love advice thread

Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:34 am to
Posted by AmericusDawg
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:34 am to
Posted by Hell'sBelle
In Your Computer
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:35 am to
Posted by Chris_topher
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:42 am to
Posted by davesdawgs
Georgia - Class of '75
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:47 am to
quote:

quote:
Georgia Tech Fan


quote:
love advice


Does not compute.



Posted by AmericusDawg
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:48 am to



Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:07 am to
quote:

I recommend using a catch phrase while making love to your woman

Mine is,

oh, I nutted.






Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:32 am to
Try to stare into her eyes as much as possible when you say your catch phrase
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:37 am to
She can see your soul if she looks into your eyes during your vinegar strokes

This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 10:38 am
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 10:38 am to
Lights always on, correct
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:00 am to
quote:

Chris_topher's love advice thread
I was seriously expecting something along the lines of:

"Use extra moisturizing lotion for your hand to keep it soft and happy. It will pay dividends during intimacy, as well."

"When your online girlfriend is yelling at you, don't just log off of your instant messenger to get away, but try to work through your problems. Try reading through The Joy of Trek during Skype sessions to increase your relationship bond."

"It's not appropriate to treat your girlfriend like a slave. Make sure you program her with adequate AI to give the appearance of free will."

"Before inviting your lady friend back to your place, always make sure your mother knows ahead of time so she doesn't interrupt your private D&D session in your basement bedroom. Nothing ruins a good time like having to break character to help your parents with tech support"

"If your girlfriend wants to play WoW with her clan instead of with you, don't take it personally. Giving her that needed space and time away with her other online friends will make her appreciate you even more."
Posted by Broncothor
Member since Jul 2014
3050 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 11:55 am to
It's always weird to look at videos like that and realize that the beautiful girls you see are now in their mid 40s or older.
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 7:43 am to
Wife:
quote:

Call you shortly. About to get on conference call

Reply:
quote:



Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 7:00 am to
Send this txt message to your wife or girlfriend today:

quote:

Do you think I'm handsome?
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17503 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 7:10 am to
You really are an idiot.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21813 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 7:26 am to
quote:


Do you think I'm handsome?



Hrmmmm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54719 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:15 am to
quote:

Send this video to your wife or girlfriend

LINK


Why do I have the feeling this link will be gayer than gay?
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