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Weirdest/Sketchiest place you've ever taken a dump
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:17 pm
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:17 pm
Spinoff of a thread I posted months back about sketchiest place you've ever jerked it Link to thread. A few good responses.
I know you weirdos have some good stories.
I know you weirdos have some good stories.
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Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:19 pm to rbWarEagle
Afghanistan.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:19 pm to rbWarEagle
Dan Mullen's house
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:30 pm to rbWarEagle
My parents front flower bed.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:37 pm to rbWarEagle
I guess I'll add mine. Drunk, 10 feet away from an ATM machine at a Federal Credit Union. No TP, definite cameras.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:38 pm to rbWarEagle
Your mom's chest
Posted on 9/23/14 at 9:43 pm to rbWarEagle
with 2 girls and a cup
Posted on 9/23/14 at 10:00 pm to rbWarEagle
The ocean
Posted on 9/23/14 at 10:02 pm to rbWarEagle
By the HVAC behind a BP gas station .. I walked in about to shite myself and the bathroom was out of order... Luckily, it was dark so I went outside and blew liquid shite all over their industrial A/C unit... It was either that or destroy my pants and car seat... I've never regretted the decision because I was still 10 minutes from home and I wouldn't have made it.
This post was edited on 9/23/14 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 9/23/14 at 10:07 pm to rbWarEagle
In your closet
Posted on 9/23/14 at 10:22 pm to rbWarEagle
in the middle of the library parking lot
Posted on 9/23/14 at 10:29 pm to rbWarEagle
Mississippi
Posted on 9/23/14 at 10:30 pm to rbWarEagle
Garage floor
Posted on 9/23/14 at 10:32 pm to rmnldr
my story from a thread on the georgia board a while back
eta: didnt even see reggiereb also shite behind a BP. awesome bro. there should be a term like eskimos brothers for this type of thing.
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Was coming back from Augusta early in the morning when it hit me. I'm talking bowel contractions from hell. I had to hold it in for about 7 miles before I got off on my exit. Got off I-20 and pulled into a BP. It was closed. shite.
Well, as most of us know, a shite of this magnitude waits for no one, so I had to do the close legged shuffle to the back of the station, propped up against the wall and began my shite. And wouldn't you know it, just as I had about half a foot of shite coming out of my arse some random truck pulls behind the station and sees me in all of my glory. We make eye contact and all I could do was give a nod. The worst part was waddling back to my car as the stranger was airing up his tire.
The amazing part of this story is the fact that I rode another hour with a shitty a-hole, yet when I got home to assess the damge I somehow managed to avoid getting shite on my boxers
eta: didnt even see reggiereb also shite behind a BP. awesome bro. there should be a term like eskimos brothers for this type of thing.
This post was edited on 9/23/14 at 10:42 pm
Posted on 9/23/14 at 10:35 pm to K9
Posted on 9/23/14 at 10:37 pm to rbWarEagle
Not sketchy, but my worst dumping experience was at a Q'doba. The bathroom was to the left of where you placed your order with no little hallway to the door of the bathroom like most places have. It was lunchtime so the place was packed, the bathroom was a one seater, I was in a huge hurry, but I made sure I locked the door. Unfortunately, the lock didn't work and someone opened the door and everyone in line got a good view of me with pants at my ankles. I just yelled, "Shut the door!"
That was embarrassing.
That was embarrassing.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 11:05 pm to rbWarEagle
Chennai India. In the airport. Got off a 4 hour flight from Singapore to Chennai...the hottest, most polluted, nastiest place I have ever been in my got damm life...and had to take a deuce. Bad.
Got through customs and went to the head. The shitter wasnt a shitter, but this ceramic trench looking deal you squat over.
Holding it wasnt gonna happen. So, you drop trow and squat just hoping you dont get any collateral damage on your clothes.
And the smell. Thats a whole nother thread.
Got through customs and went to the head. The shitter wasnt a shitter, but this ceramic trench looking deal you squat over.
Holding it wasnt gonna happen. So, you drop trow and squat just hoping you dont get any collateral damage on your clothes.
And the smell. Thats a whole nother thread.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 11:20 pm to Robert Goulet
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Your mom's chest
The ol' Cleveland Steamer
Posted on 9/23/14 at 11:33 pm to rbWarEagle
Rodeo. Not going to go into detail, but it was a shitty situation all around.
Posted on 9/23/14 at 11:34 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Nowhere. I hold it until I get somewhere. Lots of close calls. Very close calls.
I guess seeing my buddy Zack shite in a field and his dog immediately eat it when I was about 8 or 9 kinda scared me from scatting anywhere that's not a proper toilet.
But the worst would have to be at any number of dirty gas stations or locker rooms.
I guess seeing my buddy Zack shite in a field and his dog immediately eat it when I was about 8 or 9 kinda scared me from scatting anywhere that's not a proper toilet.
But the worst would have to be at any number of dirty gas stations or locker rooms.
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