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It's been over 24 hours. Are you guys off your pity pot yet?

Posted on 9/21/14 at 8:10 pm
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 9/21/14 at 8:10 pm
Good lord.

I hope the team isn't like you pussies.

Yinz have turned into a collective vagina full of volcanic sand.

Get over yourselves. There's another game Saturday, and it's big. It's what we love. Gameday, SEC East, the whole shebang.

Win, and you dicktards act like we're the second coming. Lose, and we're suddenly kansas.

The fact of the matter is, as always, we're somewhere in between. It's always been that way during the Pinkel years. We're a program that will rise up every four or five years, but be decent during the in between years.

Don't give up on this team just yet. We aren't going to win the NC, but we still have the talent AND coaching to at least compete for the East.

The world hasn't ended. The sun is still shining. Pick yourselves up, dust off, and get back in the game folks. This shite isn't over, and I don't expect our boys to lie down for the rest of the season.

If they're willing to get back up and compete, then then rest of you pussies had better be right there with them.

If not, then go frick yourselves. Go be negative someplace else. No one here has time for it. If yinz want the program to get better, then yinz have to get better as well.

Deal with it, or go back to TB with the rest of the retarded fricks.




Posted by JoeMoTiger
KC Area
Member since Nov 2013
2677 posts
Posted on 9/21/14 at 8:18 pm to
Hell I'm ready to get this mother fricker on ASAP, I think this is what you can expect from MIZZOU this year, they'll lose 1-2 games they probably shouldn't and they'll win 1-2 they probably shouldn't, let's hope this Saturday SCAR is one we get that'll also be payback for last year, I'm all in.
Posted by Tigersessed
Member since Feb 2012
498 posts
Posted on 9/21/14 at 8:32 pm to
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Deal with it, or go back to TB with the rest of the retarded fricks.


When the number of alters on this site surpassed the posters, it felt like it became TB.
Posted by reedus23
St. Louis
Member since Sep 2011
25485 posts
Posted on 9/21/14 at 8:41 pm to
Are you calling Remote an alter? Not a chance.
Posted by Jagd Tiger
The Kinder, Gentler Jagd
Member since Mar 2014
18139 posts
Posted on 9/21/14 at 8:45 pm to

need more azzkissers like you retarded fukwads...
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 9/21/14 at 8:47 pm to
Well, technically. Yes.

I went the way of TigerMatt in a past life.

C'mon guys, it's never as bad as it seems, and when it's good it never lasts long enough.

If it's a shite sandwich in December, I'll be in the dregs with the rest of you.

Right now, the entire season is in front of us. Maybe this served as a wake up call.

Let's let it go and move on. It sucked, and it was shitty, but there is literally a whole season of the best conference in football in front of us.

Don't bitch out now cause you mad.
Posted by Tigersessed
Member since Feb 2012
498 posts
Posted on 9/21/14 at 8:50 pm to
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need more azzkissers like you retarded fukwads...


Dude, just because I keep showing your lack of football knowledge, is no reason to get mad. Take a break. Like I advised in another post, read up some more from Rock M and the Tribune.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19232 posts
Posted on 9/21/14 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

need more azzkissers like you retarded fukwads...


Hey Jagd - You're one of my favorite posters. I just wish I knew why you've decided to take the turn into a bridge abutment lately. I'm as unhappy as anyone over how last season ended - and the likely future prospects with Pinkel & Steckle at the helm - but as fans what can we do about it except take the long view?

Pinkel built something out of ashes. We moved to the only conference capable of giving us a national profile. His reward is staying on until he's ready to leave. If we're lucky, maybe he actually steals one. I doubt it, but maybe.

And as 808 pointed out in another thread, Mizzou has the right man in charge at the top in Chancellor Loftin. He cleaned house in Aggieland and set them up, and will do so here when the time right.

I'm just biding my time and enjoying the ride and growth of players like Maty Mauk.
Posted by reedus23
St. Louis
Member since Sep 2011
25485 posts
Posted on 9/21/14 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

I went the way of TigerMatt in a past life.


And here I was trying to have your back.
Posted by Sleeping Tiger
Member since Sep 2013
8488 posts
Posted on 9/21/14 at 9:38 pm to
Hey, I realize you've gotten vaginal reconstructive surgery, so your melting vagina ways that made it onto CSPAN or was it deadpan or whatever are no longer applicable. But I know how loose that goose was at one point.

In a weird way it is still possible we could compete for the East. I kind of doubt it, but Georgia and USC haven't looked even close to flawless, so as of now it's possible that we can do this thing. East champ could definitely have two losses. It's going to be a messy battle.

But if I had to bet money I'd say it's going to be hard for us to beat anyone but Vandy, and even that won't be a gimmie.

OL is bad. This we know. Britt was a huge loss.

Mauk is shaky. He makes bad decisions. He's a mid major phenom, a big time power 5 QB he is not.

We have no big play threat at WR, and we refuse to play some of the more talented young players in favor of guys like Leftwitch.

The bottom line -- this team has to get out to a lead to win games, and that's a dangerous way to play.

We have to have separation in the score to force other teams to throw the ball, allowing for our pass rush to be effective.
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 9/21/14 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

Hey, I realize you've gotten vaginal reconstructive surgery, so your melting vagina ways that made it onto CSPAN or was it deadpan or whatever are no longer applicable. But I know how loose that goose was at one point.


Yeah, I made Monday Meltdown last year. Am I proud of it? Not really, but at least that was a legit game to melt on.

Your dumb arse comes on here and melts about the corporate presentation of the game and screaming kids.

Look man, I've been one of the few who have stood behind your bullshite. You seem like an alright dude, that would be fun to drink some beers and talk about life with. However, lately, you've become a bitch. You've let that magma bullshite on the other board bring you down and make you more dickish than you already were.

I mean who the frick cares about your faggish bitch moan about your day on the Rock M?

No one.

If there's ever been anyone on this whole fricking site that has needed a douchebag, woe is me, intervention, it's your ever loving conspiracy infested arse.

Remember when you were all about starting a new persona on your second try? Well, guess what dickhead? You're on number three and the hole you've dug around these parts is deep and getting deeper.

If you want to unleash hell on those fricks over there on the OTB, I'm all for it. Hell, I'll join in even if I get banned from this stupid arse internet website.

However, don't go calling out one of the three boys you have left around here.

How's that for a melt mother fricker?

Get your shite together or get lost.

This post was edited on 9/21/14 at 10:11 pm
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111498 posts
Posted on 9/21/14 at 10:14 pm to
Solid work.
Posted by Sleeping Tiger
Member since Sep 2013
8488 posts
Posted on 9/21/14 at 10:39 pm to
quote:


Hey, I realize you've gotten vaginal reconstructive surgery, so your melting vagina ways that made it onto CSPAN or was it deadpan or whatever are no longer applicable. But I know how loose that goose was at one point.




I don't know how you didn't realize this was not serious. I can only assume that you're not as well of an adjusted person as I thought, or just drunk, which seems to be your norm.

quote:

but at least that was a legit game to melt on.



I mean, losin to a team at home that hasn't beaten a ranked opponent in like 16 years is kind of melt worthy. But yeah, I was like most, not really upset after the game, kind of apathetic. I was more upset about how unnatural the game experience has become. I don't have any shame in preferring the band over a constant borage of excessive electronic loudness on my senses.

quote:

You've let that magma bullshite on the other board bring you down and make you more dickish than you already were.


This is most definitely inaccurate. I've played a long with the magma thing really well, and have creatively used it against my foes. That assessment you just made is way off, I'd feel shame if it wasn't, but it is.

quote:

You're on number three and the hole you've dug around these parts is deep and getting deeper.


I can't even explain how in control and unrattled I feel on this site. I enjoy playing the character I play on the OT, it's fun.

It's kind of like how the dominant businessman likes to pay to submit to a dominant mistress hooker, he's tired of dominating and wants to submit everything in that moment. I'm very earthy, mellow, rational, calculated, polite ect in real life. I enjoy being sharp and direct, critical and rude (but always for a purpose). I think it has started to resonate. In the 'who's the most hated' thread I had multiple people comment about me in positive ways, not really much of anything negative.

quote:

I mean who the frick cares about your faggish bitch moan about your day on the Rock M?

No one


Multiple people agreed with my criticism that there are annoying things about the game experience.


Mix in a water,

Love Dad.
This post was edited on 9/21/14 at 10:51 pm
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 9/21/14 at 10:56 pm to
Yep. OTB isn't in your head.

The fact that you've taken to answering everyone in the same way you do on OTB is proof.

Your sauce is weak. Give it 20 mins. and add some fricking balls.

Then have a taste. If you like it, add some more.

You have never been weaker my friend. Ive been reading that BS from afar, and You and I both know it. You aren't up to your game.

And that weak shite about the Rock M? Yeah, of course these nuggs ate it up. They are just looking for an excuse to bitch and moan.

You and that other miserable frick on here should get together and have a salad with your "I Hate Mizzou and My Life" jizz as dressing.



Posted by Sleeping Tiger
Member since Sep 2013
8488 posts
Posted on 9/21/14 at 10:58 pm to
I just gave you a hug in my mind.

Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 9/21/14 at 10:59 pm to
Just did the same.

Always do.

You my bruh, bruh.

ETA: time for all of us to regroup. Just realized this was my belated melt.
This post was edited on 9/21/14 at 11:03 pm
Posted by TrueMizzou
Member since Jan 2014
234 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:09 am to
Next weekend won't tell us much about the next seven games, but it will tell us everything about the character of this team.

I'll definitely be watching.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19232 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 4:28 am to
quote:

How's that for a melt mother fricker?

Get your shite together or get lost.



Posted by TigerCruise
Virginia Beach, VA
Member since Oct 2013
11898 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:02 am to
Mizzou didn't lose anything on Saturday. If this team runs the table it would still be in the playoff, that's just a fact, if you win the SECCG with 1 loss, no matter who it was to, you will be in the playoff.

Will that happen?

Saturday should be a good game, I expect the team to be fired up and ready to go. I don't think you can judge this defense without Golden in the game, he's the best player on the field.
Posted by zou_keeper
St Louis
Member since Jan 2012
1571 posts
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:31 am to
what the hell is happening in here?
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