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Posted on 7/29/14 at 10:56 pm
Posted on 7/29/14 at 10:56 pm
This might be epic.
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Posted on 7/29/14 at 10:58 pm to sorantable
She didn't reply?
Wonder why.
:rollseyes:
Wonder why.
:rollseyes:
Posted on 7/29/14 at 11:00 pm to scrooster
Trashy as hell OP
Posted on 7/29/14 at 11:00 pm to sorantable
Ford's F-Series line is solid.
Posted on 7/29/14 at 11:08 pm to sorantable
Alpha as frick
Posted on 7/29/14 at 11:19 pm to sorantable
"Hi, I'm an American..."
Posted on 7/29/14 at 11:22 pm to Ray Penpillage
quote:
Ford's F-Series line is solid.
Posted on 7/29/14 at 11:23 pm to sorantable
Wanna come back to my place and watch some porn on my new 60 in. mirror?
Posted on 7/29/14 at 11:25 pm to sorantable
I got a dick
You got a vag
There's only one way this ends well
You got a vag
There's only one way this ends well
Posted on 7/29/14 at 11:34 pm to sorantable
"Hey, you want to go halfsies with me on a bastard?"
Posted on 7/29/14 at 11:35 pm to sorantable
Should've called ditech
Posted on 7/29/14 at 11:36 pm to sorantable
"Do you know the difference between a picnic and a blowjob?"
"No"
"Wanna go on a picnic?"
"No"
"Wanna go on a picnic?"
Posted on 7/29/14 at 11:43 pm to sorantable
I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
It says you + me = us
Posted on 7/29/14 at 11:45 pm to sorantable
I am shocked that she didn't reply to that
Posted on 7/29/14 at 11:54 pm to sorantable
I want to feel your belly button.... from the inside.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 12:02 am to sorantable
In Austin, TX: "C'mon,Sweetie. Let's not turn this rape into a murder."
Posted on 7/30/14 at 7:15 am to sorantable
"Hey baby have you ever had your a-hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? "
Posted on 7/30/14 at 8:05 am to Vols&Shaft83
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"Hey baby have you ever had your a-hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? "
This is the correct response.
+1 internetz for you sir
Posted on 7/30/14 at 8:38 am to sorantable
Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Posted on 7/30/14 at 10:13 am to scrooster
Sad thing is, he was in before he went full retard.
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