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re: Awesome Pickup Lines
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:33 am to sorantable
Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:33 am to sorantable
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Posted on 7/30/14 at 11:51 am to Kentucker
I don't need twitter, I'm already following you.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:28 pm to sorantable
Hey lady your body must be a wrench cause one look at you and my nuts tighten up.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:44 pm to sorantable
Guys who use pick up lines are beta as frick.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:53 pm to CatFan81
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Guys who use pick up lines are beta as frick.
You're mom's beta make me a sammich so I can fuel up and f&%k her again. It's about time you had a new sibling.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:54 pm to CatFan81
Girl in my office was at a golf tournament and an older dude asked her if she had ever had her belly button licked.
Responded with yes
he asked "from the inside?"
Responded with yes
he asked "from the inside?"
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:54 pm to kingbob
getting good now -- talking about each other's mommas!
Posted on 7/30/14 at 2:59 pm to kingbob
Necrophiliac... 
Posted on 7/30/14 at 3:03 pm to CatFan81
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Necrophiliac...
Close, necroMANCER. It's much more evil, and honestly, way more fun. It's like being Dr. Doofenschmirtz with a pointy hat and less inators.
Posted on 7/30/14 at 3:03 pm to kingbob
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