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Are Neckbeards a real thing?
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:48 pm
I've never seen one but I see a lot of jokes about them on the web. Do people like that really exist? Have you met one?
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Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:53 pm to KSGamecock
You know you want one.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:03 pm to PrivatePublic
But I also don't like beards in general.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:07 pm to KSGamecock
Sadly, yes. The Louisville fanbase is notorious for them.
ETA: Correction, that would be a linebeard.
ETA: Correction, that would be a linebeard.
This post was edited on 7/22/14 at 9:09 pm
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:11 pm to KSGamecock
I...can't...stop...laughing. 
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:15 pm to KSGamecock
Yeah, there are a bunch on the State board.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:15 pm to Kentucker
Civil war reenactor's?
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:17 pm to BarberitosDawg
Definitely Amish.
ETA: Now that I think about it, I saw one coming home from MS. Stopped to get gas in area with some Amish and got behind a guy with an Amish neckbeard in his buggy.
ETA: Now that I think about it, I saw one coming home from MS. Stopped to get gas in area with some Amish and got behind a guy with an Amish neckbeard in his buggy.
This post was edited on 7/22/14 at 9:19 pm
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:20 pm to KSGamecock
They're called "Neards"
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:41 pm to KSGamecock
I'm rocking one right now atm. When my gets fully grown(takes about a month) I look like a skinny version of Rick Ross. At that point it's time to shave.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:54 pm to KSGamecock
Used to work with a old guy that had one. He said they started growing them as a contest in ww2 to see who could keep theirs the longest. Turkeyman won.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 10:18 pm to KSGamecock
Posted on 7/22/14 at 10:22 pm to PrivatePublic
That looks strange
Posted on 7/23/14 at 12:14 am to KSGamecock
Posted on 7/23/14 at 12:45 am to blue_morrison
Is that the kid from Two and a Half Men?
Posted on 7/23/14 at 4:51 am to TheCheshireHog
quote:Yeah, I think he went off the deep end for a little while and had some batshit crazy life coach
Is that the kid from Two and a Half Men?
Posted on 7/23/14 at 5:43 am to blue_morrison
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but this is my definition of neckbeard. Incredibly obese internet guy in to comic books and shite.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 6:06 am to TeLeFaWx
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Incredibly obese internet guy in to comic books and shite
These two things are not synonymous, but it is a hard stereotype to beat.
Thanks Comicbook guy.
Posted on 7/23/14 at 7:00 am to KSGamecock
If I didn't keep my neck shaved, I'd have a beard all the way around my neck. Luckily, I'm a habitual manscaper. It's a bitch having to shave so often. I've thought about getting it lasered. I can't think of a time when I'll need hair growing down my neck. I don't foresee any arctic survival situations in my future.
This post was edited on 7/23/14 at 7:01 am
Posted on 7/23/14 at 7:04 am to AUbagman
Am I the only one that suddenly hears "Dueling Banjos"?
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