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Mizzou is in for a shitty season
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:36 pm
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:36 pm
I've seen many of their fans say they win the East 50% of the time. 2 years in the SEC and they go to Atlanta one of those years, math checks out.
But using that same logic for this year they will be sitting at home in Dec/Jan.
Losses to USC (lose 100% of the time, probably gonna be a blowout in real Columbia), UGA (Georgia owns Mizzou in yankeetown), Florida (mizzou players can't handle the Swamp), and some other East team (probably Tenn), and @A&M.
But using that same logic for this year they will be sitting at home in Dec/Jan.
Losses to USC (lose 100% of the time, probably gonna be a blowout in real Columbia), UGA (Georgia owns Mizzou in yankeetown), Florida (mizzou players can't handle the Swamp), and some other East team (probably Tenn), and @A&M.
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Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:38 pm to CockRocket
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I've seen many of their fans say they win the East 50% of the time. 2 years in the SEC and they go to Atlanta one of those years, math checks out.
But using that same logic for this year they will be sitting at home in Dec/Jan.
Losses to USC (lose 100% of the time, probably gonna be a blowout in real Columbia), UGA (Georgia owns Mizzou in yankeetown), Florida (mizzou players can't handle the Swamp), and some other East team (probably Tenn), and @A&M.
shite is getting to the weak heads.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:39 pm to CockRocket
This is a poor effort, even for you.
And kilo wasn't even in that other thread yet.
And kilo wasn't even in that other thread yet.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:39 pm to CockRocket
I have a feeling Mizzou makes a lot of SEC fans uncomfortable next year by proving last year was not a fluke.
Eta: I am already uncomfortable, but it has nothing to do with Mizzou.
Eta: I am already uncomfortable, but it has nothing to do with Mizzou.
This post was edited on 4/30/14 at 10:41 pm
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:40 pm to CockRocket
They do lose a lot of production and starters...
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:40 pm to the808bass
Is this what people call a response thread?
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:40 pm to the808bass
The amount of Mizzou threads from Killz alone is enough.
We don't need more.
We don't need more.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:41 pm to Garfield
They just need to be thankful they get Arky this year instead of someone worth a shite. That win may actually propel them to bowl eligibility.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:41 pm to CockRocket
They lose more than anyone else in the conference, including a bunch of RS seniors. I wouldnt be surprised.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:41 pm to CockRocket
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They just need to be thankful they get Arky this year instead of someone worth a shite. That win may actually propel them to bowl eligibility.
Sounds like you need to rub one out and go to bed.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:41 pm to CockRocket
And here we go
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:42 pm to CockRocket
USCe and UGA are so intimidated by Mizzou, and it's really really sad.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:42 pm to ChexMix
Cock Rocket only exists in response. He has no raison d'être other than as a knee jerk reaction to something happening around him. He's a human myotatic reflex.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:43 pm to CockRocket
While Mizzou does have a promising QB in Mauk, there's no other team more hurt by graduation/attrition than Mizzou. Someone posted the amount of offensive production they lose from players graduating/attrition/pro and it's jaw-dropping.
I wouldn't say they're in for a shitty season (wayyyy too early to say that and a lot of other teams have question marks too) but I do think Pinkel has his work cut out for him. He'll earn his pay this year.
I wouldn't say they're in for a shitty season (wayyyy too early to say that and a lot of other teams have question marks too) but I do think Pinkel has his work cut out for him. He'll earn his pay this year.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:44 pm to CockRocket
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They just need to be thankful they get Arky this year instead of someone worth a shite. That win may actually propel them to bowl eligibility.
Who'd y'all play in the West last year?
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:44 pm to the808bass
I think there needs to be an official "made a prediction" thread where people like these guys have to put their member name up for grabs for asinine comments like these.
When it don't come true, their member name becomes I eat shite.
When it don't come true, their member name becomes I eat shite.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:45 pm to brucevilanch
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USCe and UGA are so intimidated by Mizzou, and it's really really sad.
ya bama doesnt have to worry about Mizzou, they win too much for them to be on your schedule
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:45 pm to Prof
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While Mizzou does have a promising QB in Mauk, there's no other team more hurt by graduation/attrition than Mizzou.
I think most predictions are overly optimistic for us this year. I think we're looking at somewhere around 9-3, 8-4.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:46 pm to TTsTowel
quote:Starting QB. Yes, Mauk is probably better. But he only completed 51% of his passes. 8 of his 11 TDs came against UK and Tennessee.
They do lose a lot of production and starters...
They also lost their top 3 receivers including DGB and top rusher. All in all they lose 195 catches and 2,621 yards. Return only 72 catches.
Posted on 4/30/14 at 10:47 pm to RamboMizzou
Where we lost production at is where we are strong at.
If we lost one more OL we would have been screwed. But everyone knows that WR is where Mizzou is generally loaded at. We ran a committee in the backfield last year which I know most of you know this. Josey was amazing, but even the new guy coming up, Morgan Steward is the biggest/fastest back we have. It will be fun because I honestly believe we are more talented this year than last year. That most certainty would have been the case if DGB wasn't an idiot.
That hurt a bunch cause him and Mauk had some good chemistry.
Now our linebackers though.............. That is where I am majorly concerned.
If we lost one more OL we would have been screwed. But everyone knows that WR is where Mizzou is generally loaded at. We ran a committee in the backfield last year which I know most of you know this. Josey was amazing, but even the new guy coming up, Morgan Steward is the biggest/fastest back we have. It will be fun because I honestly believe we are more talented this year than last year. That most certainty would have been the case if DGB wasn't an idiot.
That hurt a bunch cause him and Mauk had some good chemistry.
Now our linebackers though.............. That is where I am majorly concerned.
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