Funniest thing you've witnessed IRL?

does the internet count?

I saw a chick tumble face first down a flight of stairs at a shopping mall one time in front of many people. Easily the hardest I've ever laughed

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I saw a chick tumble face first down a flight of stairs at a shopping mall one time in front of many people. Easily the hardest I've ever laughed

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That's called plan C "Just in Staircase" you witnessed an abortion attempt.


On the internet the funniest thing I read was was the jacobear saga LINK

The "Bulldog Nelson" if it is applied to a cocky fricker.

With an audience.

Yeah Ive definitely hit a bird before while golfing, its an awesome feeling

I used to have this news clipping on my cubicle wall. It always made me laugh.

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Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket... When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.

Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to be severe.

After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment.

According to the police report, the subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw... injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.

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When I was a freshman in high school, there was this guy in band that was a major douchebag. He would always hit on the dance team and screw up people's instruments (he disassembled mine and threw it one time), and he was a pot head and an alcoholic. Just a total a-hole. The weather earlier in the week had created some major holes in the field and what not so our director told us to watch out.


He was at the back of the field marching his coordinates where the most shite was fricked up, and it was just a normal day where the field had finally dried up. About midway through a practice run, the drumline was sitting out because it was just a horn run. So that a-hole guy stepped into a major hole and it snapped his ankle, broke his leg, and the impact on his side smashed his hip. He was crying like a little girl and nobody noticed except the drumline, director, and people around that area.

One of the gay black kids he always picked on came over his way and stood by his side and said "Karma's a bitch." His voice was so high pitched I was dying laughing...I tried to hold it in because the dude was like....badly injured. Needless to say, he didn't walk for another 2 years.

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the jacobear saga

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Oh god that's just...

My husband's attempts at cartwheels are always fun to watch.

Another time at the tackle shop.. a few of us are there, and a guy in our club comes in. He is checking out something on one aisle, goes up the long way and starts down the center aisle. We are all at the front of the store, looking straight at him as he says something. Unknown to him, a lady from another aisle has started down the center aisle behind him. About this time, he decides to get really dramatic, lifts a leg like a dog hiking and commences to releasing a loud, drawn out fart. Then grins and looks proudly at us, who are about to fall on the floor laughing. Meanwhile, the lady behind him is redfaced and has a look of horror on her face. Finally, someone points, he turns to see her and immediately walks out without saying a word.