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re: Funniest thing you've witnessed IRL?
Posted on 4/12/14 at 10:16 pm to semotruman
Posted on 4/12/14 at 10:16 pm to semotruman
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Posted on 4/12/14 at 10:27 pm to wstorie44
Pops had gotten an elk mount back and I was helping him put it up on the the wall. My cousin was over at the house and asking about his mounts. After talking about various mounts, pops mentions that he is really looking forward to getting his turkey mount back from the taxidermist, and goes on to tell my cousin how awesome it will look. She nods in agreement, and after a brief pause says, "Yeah, but won't head head look funny sticking out of that big board?"
I don't know if we ever did explain that very few people go with a shoulder mount when getting a turkey mounted.
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Also, one time when I was a kid I went to town with my aunt and cousin, and her battery died at the mall. She flagged down a stranger in the parking lot and asked if he could jack her off
I don't know if we ever did explain that very few people go with a shoulder mount when getting a turkey mounted.
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Also, one time when I was a kid I went to town with my aunt and cousin, and her battery died at the mall. She flagged down a stranger in the parking lot and asked if he could jack her off
This post was edited on 4/12/14 at 10:39 pm
Posted on 4/13/14 at 8:58 am to Roger Klarvin
Playing co ed softball years ago. This rotund guy on our team (nicest guy in the world) just BELTS the ball to the fence in the gap. The ball falls to the edge of the fence and the only outfielder close by is some fat girl.
The guy falls down after rounding first. A big mess of a fall. He's now on his back, and I shite you not, he's floundering as a turtle would who is stuck on its shell. He tries to get up, failing a good three times. We are now laughing at him from the dugout.
Back to the outfielder. She can't get the ball in a timely manner and then she gets there and throws the ball a whopping 20 yards. Short stop cusses, and runs out into the outfield to get the ball and fires off a throw to first. First baseman tags out our guy, who is still stuck on his back.
I've not done it justice here, but it was an easy triple that got fouled up. Both teams, all players and including the umpire were laughing for a good five minutes.
The guy falls down after rounding first. A big mess of a fall. He's now on his back, and I shite you not, he's floundering as a turtle would who is stuck on its shell. He tries to get up, failing a good three times. We are now laughing at him from the dugout.
Back to the outfielder. She can't get the ball in a timely manner and then she gets there and throws the ball a whopping 20 yards. Short stop cusses, and runs out into the outfield to get the ball and fires off a throw to first. First baseman tags out our guy, who is still stuck on his back.
I've not done it justice here, but it was an easy triple that got fouled up. Both teams, all players and including the umpire were laughing for a good five minutes.
This post was edited on 4/13/14 at 8:59 am
Posted on 4/13/14 at 11:20 am to Roger Klarvin
A couple...
College party at my house and some guy shows up that nobody really knows. Not that out of the ordinary for a college party so we don't make a big deal over it. He turns out to be a major creep and a-hole. Hitting on every girl there in a creepy fashion. My roommate corners him and tells him to chill out or he's out of there. 10 minutes later he grabs a girl's arse. We throw him out in the yard and tell him to leave. He gets pissed and gets in his car to leave, and it's almost like the O'Bannon scene in Dazed & Confused when he spins out all pissed. Except this guy lost control of his car and hit 3 parked cars and busted his radiator. Cops come, give him a DUI and haul his arse off. Only downer was they made us shut the party down. Luckily everyone there was 21 because they checked everyone's ID.
Saw a drunk lady fall off the stage in a bar one night and somehow rip her skirt in the process. She wasn't wearing panties and flashed the whole bar. She didn't care and got back up on stage singing with the band with her big bush flapping in the breeze. She kicked her husband/boyfriend when he tried to drag her off the stage and get her out of there.
College party at my house and some guy shows up that nobody really knows. Not that out of the ordinary for a college party so we don't make a big deal over it. He turns out to be a major creep and a-hole. Hitting on every girl there in a creepy fashion. My roommate corners him and tells him to chill out or he's out of there. 10 minutes later he grabs a girl's arse. We throw him out in the yard and tell him to leave. He gets pissed and gets in his car to leave, and it's almost like the O'Bannon scene in Dazed & Confused when he spins out all pissed. Except this guy lost control of his car and hit 3 parked cars and busted his radiator. Cops come, give him a DUI and haul his arse off. Only downer was they made us shut the party down. Luckily everyone there was 21 because they checked everyone's ID.
Saw a drunk lady fall off the stage in a bar one night and somehow rip her skirt in the process. She wasn't wearing panties and flashed the whole bar. She didn't care and got back up on stage singing with the band with her big bush flapping in the breeze. She kicked her husband/boyfriend when he tried to drag her off the stage and get her out of there.
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