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Diddy's SEC Schools as Bible Characters™
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:37 pm
Alabama - Paul - the greatest Christian to ever live.
Arkansas - Moses - spent 40 years wandering in the wilderness...never made it to the promised land.
Auburn - Joseph (son of Jacob) - big bro sold him into slavery. Joseph later became Pharaoh's top dawg in Egypt.
Mississippi State - Judas Iscariot - Snitches get stitches.
Texas A&M - Samson - A great warrior, but was nothing without his hair (JFF).
Ole Miss - Job - life just sucked.
LSU - Titus - played 2nd fiddle to Paul.
Kentucky - the prostitute who the people threw rocks at. she was everybody's bitch.
Tennesee - Eve - tricked by a snake (Kiffin)...had to leave the Garden of SEC Prominence.
Missouri - Matthias - not one of the original 12 apostles. replaced Judias Iscariot as an Apostle.
South Carolina - Thaddeus - one of the 12 apostles, not much info is known about him. He was just kind of there, hanging out and stuff.
Vandy - King Solomon - smartest guy to probably ever live, liked to make love to the women.
Florida - King David - was a scrawny nobody, rose up and became a king.
Georgia - Cain - one of the earliest bible characters, is never content...always wants more...is jealous of what others have.
Arkansas - Moses - spent 40 years wandering in the wilderness...never made it to the promised land.
Auburn - Joseph (son of Jacob) - big bro sold him into slavery. Joseph later became Pharaoh's top dawg in Egypt.
Mississippi State - Judas Iscariot - Snitches get stitches.
Texas A&M - Samson - A great warrior, but was nothing without his hair (JFF).
Ole Miss - Job - life just sucked.
LSU - Titus - played 2nd fiddle to Paul.
Kentucky - the prostitute who the people threw rocks at. she was everybody's bitch.
Tennesee - Eve - tricked by a snake (Kiffin)...had to leave the Garden of SEC Prominence.
Missouri - Matthias - not one of the original 12 apostles. replaced Judias Iscariot as an Apostle.
South Carolina - Thaddeus - one of the 12 apostles, not much info is known about him. He was just kind of there, hanging out and stuff.
Vandy - King Solomon - smartest guy to probably ever live, liked to make love to the women.
Florida - King David - was a scrawny nobody, rose up and became a king.
Georgia - Cain - one of the earliest bible characters, is never content...always wants more...is jealous of what others have.
This post was edited on 8/18/13 at 3:26 pm
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Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:38 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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Georgia - Cain - one of the earliest bible characters, is never content...always wants more...is jealous of what others have.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:39 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:40 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:40 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:42 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:43 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Pretty solid
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:43 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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Vandy - King Solomon - smartest guy to probably ever live, liked to make love to the women.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:44 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:45 pm to diddydirtyAubie
I was wrong
This post was edited on 8/18/13 at 2:53 pm
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:45 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:45 pm to diddydirtyAubie
That was pretty good to be honest. Bleacher report will probably plagiarize it.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:45 pm to CNB
Job fits very well. Was great at one time, then one day it was all taken away.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:46 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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I believe her name was Mary Magdalene
are we sure?
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:47 pm to OBReb6
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That was pretty good to be honest. Bleacher report will probably plagiarize it.
well, it is trademarked...that means I can sue.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:51 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Oh and Job had many riches (OM 50s and 60s), and then everything was taken from him.
But he showed such great devotion that God later blessed him with twice as much as he had before. So our day is coming bitches, Freeze is taking us to the promised land.
But he showed such great devotion that God later blessed him with twice as much as he had before. So our day is coming bitches, Freeze is taking us to the promised land.
This post was edited on 8/18/13 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:52 pm to OBReb6
I like the way you think.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:52 pm to diddydirtyAubie
© 8/18/13
Slap that bad boy at the bottom and it's all yours diddy
Slap that bad boy at the bottom and it's all yours diddy
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:52 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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are we sure?
Nope. Just looked it up and that's a giant misconception that people have about her. Learn something new every day.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 2:54 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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