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re: Diddy's SEC Schools as Bible Characters™
Posted on 8/18/13 at 8:31 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 8/18/13 at 8:31 pm to diddydirtyAubie
I thought Bama was going to be God or at least Jesus. 
And Auburn Satan or at least the snake .......
And Auburn Satan or at least the snake .......
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Posted on 8/18/13 at 8:37 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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beth(beth(omega))
dafuq is this?
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Posted on 8/18/13 at 8:39 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Awesome.. Except UT should be getting stitches for snitchen.. not MSU! But you characterized UT very well anyway..
Posted on 8/18/13 at 8:53 pm to PanhandleDawg
Mizz should be Mary Magdalene........a book not included in the Bible!
Posted on 8/18/13 at 8:57 pm to Cheese Grits
quote:I actually read the book of Thomas - "The Five Gospels think it was called. It was based on the Jesus Seminar and whether the red letter parts of the Bible were actually said by Jesus
The book of Thomas may be the most famous book not included in the New Testament
Posted on 8/18/13 at 9:05 pm to Diamondawg
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I actually read the book of Thomas
I always wonder how they could leave 10 books out of the Bible yet they can still get a bible code to work. Kinda like them dropping the 13th astrological sign and folks who think they are one sign are actually another.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 9:11 pm to diddydirtyAubie
GREATEST.OFFSEASON.THREAD.EVAR.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 9:13 pm to Cheese Grits
quote:Plenty of writings that were never canonized. I am OK with that. It's inerrant. Boom!
I always wonder how they could leave 10 books out of the Bible yet they can still get a bible code to work
Posted on 8/18/13 at 9:15 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Just now seeing this. Pretty good.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 9:34 pm to Nortizzle
Excellent job, OP.
If I may throw my two cents in, I'd say Texas A&M is Simon the sorcerer. He converted to Christianity (joined SEC)and then try to bribe the Apostles (trying to squeeze into the Big 6), and was put in his place by Peter (but this time it'll be Paul).
If I may throw my two cents in, I'd say Texas A&M is Simon the sorcerer. He converted to Christianity (joined SEC)and then try to bribe the Apostles (trying to squeeze into the Big 6), and was put in his place by Peter (but this time it'll be Paul).
Posted on 8/18/13 at 10:02 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 8/18/13 at 10:05 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Good Post
Posted on 8/18/13 at 11:55 pm to undecided
I actually think the Kentucky one was the most funny 
Posted on 8/18/13 at 11:59 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 8/19/13 at 12:05 am to diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 8/19/13 at 1:31 am to RBWilliams8
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Pretty cool offseason thread.
However, you misspelled Jesus. Titus is kind if far off from that spelling so idk how you managed that but oh well.
Well, he misspelled "Saul" too, not sure how he got "Joseph", so I would say he doesn't have the best handle on this spelling thing. Cut him some slack.
Posted on 8/19/13 at 1:37 am to diddydirtyAubie
This was perfect
10/10
10/10
Posted on 8/19/13 at 3:03 am to diddydirtyAubie
quote:How many Christians did he kill before God chose him to bring the good news to the Gentiles? Before he became a Christian, he was a notorious persecutor of Christians. I'd say he was a very important and influential Christian, but I don't know if I'd say he was the greatest Christian to ever live. Great post though
Alabama - Paul - the greatest Christian to ever live.
This post was edited on 8/19/13 at 3:18 am
Posted on 8/19/13 at 7:29 am to Ironhead985
great post Diddy - upvote from me as well.
Posted on 8/19/13 at 8:31 am to diddydirtyAubie
I'd say Ole Miss is more of a Lazarus. he died (Houston Nutt he just blew) and then got risen up again (Hugh FReeze but i am NOT comparing Freeze to Jesus cause he is waaaay overrated)
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