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***Official Curley Hallman Appreciation Thread***
Posted on 10/17/12 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 10/17/12 at 2:09 pm
many already know and appreciate Curley Hallman for his many achievements towards LSU football. But many don't know how intertwined his entire life was with the SEC in general
did you know?
- played defensive back for Gene Stallings at Texas A&M
- is from Tuscaloosa Alabama and always wanted to play for the Bear
- began his coaching career as an assistant to Bryant at Alabama from 73-76 where he won 9 MNCs in his 4 years there
- in 1983, he came home to momma and coached under Jackie Sherrill at Texas A&M where his role included bulk trans am purchases
- in 1991 he was named head coach at the Louisiana State University and Agricultural and Mechanical College (better known as LSU to you non-literate fricks)
- in his time at LSU, Curley compiled an 0-4 record vs his alma mater and 1-3 vs his long-favored Tide
- in 1994, he was inexplicably canned in favor of....Gerry fricking Dinardo???
- his oldest grandson entered LSU as a freshman this year and is a volunteer assistant to Miles
- Johnny Football's fake ID used the name Curley Hallman
I'd like to make this Curley Hallman appreciation week. Raise a glass to our first and still best Aggie troll
did you know?
- played defensive back for Gene Stallings at Texas A&M
- is from Tuscaloosa Alabama and always wanted to play for the Bear
- began his coaching career as an assistant to Bryant at Alabama from 73-76 where he won 9 MNCs in his 4 years there
- in 1983, he came home to momma and coached under Jackie Sherrill at Texas A&M where his role included bulk trans am purchases
- in 1991 he was named head coach at the Louisiana State University and Agricultural and Mechanical College (better known as LSU to you non-literate fricks)
- in his time at LSU, Curley compiled an 0-4 record vs his alma mater and 1-3 vs his long-favored Tide
- in 1994, he was inexplicably canned in favor of....Gerry fricking Dinardo???
- his oldest grandson entered LSU as a freshman this year and is a volunteer assistant to Miles
- Johnny Football's fake ID used the name Curley Hallman
I'd like to make this Curley Hallman appreciation week. Raise a glass to our first and still best Aggie troll
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Posted on 10/17/12 at 2:10 pm to tmc94
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did you know?
that everytime I look in the toliet after taking a shite I see Curley's face in my turds
Posted on 10/17/12 at 2:12 pm to tmc94
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- in his time at LSU, Curley compiled an 0-4 record vs his alma mater and 1-3 vs his long-favored Tide
As an Aggie Alum, he probably was just paid off to lose those games.
Posted on 10/17/12 at 2:12 pm to tmc94
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- in 1994, he was inexplicably canned in favor of....Gerry fricking Dinardo???
Curley makes Gerry look like Woody Hayes.
Posted on 10/17/12 at 2:13 pm to tmc94
Curley Hallman's so bad...he got fired from his high school coaching job in Muscles Shoals a few years ago.
Posted on 10/17/12 at 2:15 pm to diddydirtyAubie
I blame Brett Favre for anyone even knowing Curley Hallman's name.
Posted on 10/17/12 at 2:17 pm to tmc94
You are a bastard for making this thread 
. I threw up a little on my keyboard when I saw that picture of him.
. I threw up a little on my keyboard when I saw that picture of him.Posted on 10/17/12 at 2:22 pm to CBandits82
it's mother fricking game week bitches!
Posted on 10/17/12 at 2:22 pm to tmc94
Posted on 10/17/12 at 2:23 pm to Draconian Sanctions
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Curley makes Gerry look like Woody Hayes.
Posted on 10/17/12 at 2:25 pm to 10888bge
For you more industrious types, here is a design for selling t-shirts and/or posters this weekend.
Everyone will buy one!
Everyone will buy one!
This post was edited on 10/17/12 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 10/17/12 at 3:05 pm to daboman of Aggieland
Won't even get into his coaching abilities or lack of same, but he was one of the most morally corrupt coaches in the history of colllege football,and that is saying a lot. A piece of white trailer trash with a coach's hat & whistle. The letters "POS" were created just for him.
There, I feel better.
There, I feel better.
Posted on 10/17/12 at 3:07 pm to Keltic Tiger
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Keltic Tiger
"POS" across the country are mad that you compared them to Curley Hallman brotha
I feel better now too
Posted on 10/17/12 at 3:10 pm to tmc94
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he won 9 MNCs in his 4 years there
Posted on 10/17/12 at 3:11 pm to tmc94
frick Leland McElroy
frick Bucky Richardson
frick RC Slocum
frick Jackie Sherrill
frick Dixie Chicken
frick exclusively Male Cheerleaders
frick the gay arse corp
frick TAMU
And, as previously stated, Wen Ho Lee was not a treasonous son of a bitch until AFTER attending TAMU.
TAMU. . .produces traitors, and male cheerleaders.
frick Bucky Richardson
frick RC Slocum
frick Jackie Sherrill
frick Dixie Chicken
frick exclusively Male Cheerleaders
frick the gay arse corp
frick TAMU
And, as previously stated, Wen Ho Lee was not a treasonous son of a bitch until AFTER attending TAMU.
TAMU. . .produces traitors, and male cheerleaders.
Posted on 10/17/12 at 3:13 pm to Roaad
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frick Bucky Richardson
played pee wee baseball with Mr Bucky
got his name from our coach actually....bucky that is, it's a nickname
and he was a douche as a 9 year old, shocking
Posted on 10/17/12 at 3:14 pm to tmc94
you sob
Posted on 10/17/12 at 3:16 pm to tmc94
Posted on 10/17/12 at 3:17 pm to tmc94
frick you mike slive for this thread.
we need to send the faggies back to their big bro where they belong.
we need to send the faggies back to their big bro where they belong.
Posted on 10/17/12 at 3:35 pm to Keltic Tiger
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A piece of white trailer trash with a coach's hat & whistle.
wtf are you talking about? Look at the stylin' tie and khakis he's wearing. Just look at it! I mean Jesus dude, I've seen your corndog fanbase. Curley's a
in comparison 
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